Crash Comet
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2/1/20
12:13 PM
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Hey, man, in pretty sure Love Island is the bedrock of your economy now, don’t knock it

1/24/20
3:18 PM
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Yeah, I’ve always wondered how, with such a large proportion of people in the Bad Place, the Good Placers don’t spend infinity mourning their friends who are being tortured for eternity

1/8/20
4:48 PM
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God, I hope so. But I doubt William’s moral fortitude. He’ll probably want everyone to throw him a big expensive civil war if Charles endorses a Republic.

1/8/20
4:42 PM
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The two frontrunners are spoilers? Huh? How does that math work?

1/7/20
1:57 AM
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Seriously, it would be hard to find people who make you look guilter by association than those dudes. It seems like a lot of New York lawyers really think juries will be more sympathetic towards a guy who’s mobbed up. And shit, maybe they are. It didn’t work for Manafort, but those were Virginia charges, and those Read more

1/7/20
1:53 AM
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Duchovney’s “sex addiction” was restricted to internet pornography, which raises some questions about time management but definitely isn’t criminal

1/1/20
4:59 PM
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Warren and Biden are also very, very old. Any of the three would be the oldest president ever inaugurated, as would a second-term Trump. If age were a factor, none of this would be happening. Read more

1/1/20
4:51 PM
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I feel like you haven’t heard about this whole “two party system” thing we’ve had going on for the last couple centuries. Backstabbing and entryism have been the only route to power in the United States since the Hartford Convention, when the Federalists decided to operate on the basis of rewarding loyalty and Read more

1/1/20
4:45 PM
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Polling and volunteer numbers show that Bernie Bros are, in fact, black women, but only the ones under 55. The convention wisdom is that young people of any race are to unreliable as voters to count, and yes, among the elderly, Bernie's support does skew white and male. But he also turned out new voters love nobody Read more

1/1/20
4:37 PM
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“He turned out too many first-time voters” is not the biting criticism you think it is

12/26/19
2:53 PM
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Nah, honestly, the first fifteen minutes and theb fight are the only parts the movies did better, the rest is trash. They do a really good and efficient characterization of Lyra and explaination of the world that the show somehow failed up, but generally this has beenna huge step up

12/20/19
10:29 AM
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You say that about Bernie like it's a bad thing! Triangulation is a con job.

12/14/19
6:29 PM
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Oh, for fuck’s sale, just read it, that's not what it's about at all

11/24/19
8:14 PM
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Should it? This show is a non-situation filled with staggering tragedies, maybe our expectations of short-form TV serials have gotten a little too narrow

11/16/19
6:36 PM
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Lol how the fuck do you see this as a proportionate response

11/15/19
4:05 PM
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Imagine thinking the old AV Club was down with reactionary claptrap

11/12/19
11:15 AM
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All of these styles are uncool! They go from incomprehensible directly to nostalgic, because the olds must be kept off their feet, but “cool” is too elusive to become a proper teen uniform. They are, nonetheless, the style of the most popular girl at the local public high school, and you definitely thought that girl Read more