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May 5
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In this show the Curse of Eternal Life comes from drinking the blood of a vampire, not the other way around. Nadja turned the college girl by offering her what she thought was liquor. And that’s presumably what the red bottle in Gizmo’s minifridge is.

May 5
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Boy, you could end up in some terrible places by applying that logic to, say, Conquistadors

Apr 27
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A cliche? In a false memory? Designed by brainwashers? What, are they much, much easier to retain and produce later by rote or something? Nah, can’t be that, must be bad writing

Apr 27
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They said the brainwashing didn't even work on 9/10 subjects and they just started putting the difficult cases on ice with Solomon.

Apr 27
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At least two things: it’s not “shades of” eugenics, it is eugenics. However “distasteful” you find it, that’s an idea that currently experiencing a very real resurgence, and art critically reflecting that is Good, Actually. Read more

Apr 8
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Yeah, that's not happening

Apr 8
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Joe Biden is a rapist. If that's purity testing, sorry, I'm all for it

Mar 17
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Turning out low-engagement voters had been the plot of many children's movies? Fucking what?

Feb 24
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Holy shit listen to yourself

Feb 1
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Hey, man, in pretty sure Love Island is the bedrock of your economy now, don’t knock it

Jan 31
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Lol, read the article before you post it, dude

Jan 24
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Yeah, I’ve always wondered how, with such a large proportion of people in the Bad Place, the Good Placers don’t spend infinity mourning their friends who are being tortured for eternity

Jan 15
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 only spiritually, not by blood

Jan 8
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God, I hope so. But I doubt William’s moral fortitude. He’ll probably want everyone to throw him a big expensive civil war if Charles endorses a Republic.

Jan 8
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The two frontrunners are spoilers? Huh? How does that math work?

Jan 7
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Seriously, it would be hard to find people who make you look guilter by association than those dudes. It seems like a lot of New York lawyers really think juries will be more sympathetic towards a guy who’s mobbed up. And shit, maybe they are. It didn’t work for Manafort, but those were Virginia charges, and those Read more

Jan 7
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Duchovney’s “sex addiction” was restricted to internet pornography, which raises some questions about time management but definitely isn’t criminal

Jan 1
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Warren and Biden are also very, very old. Any of the three would be the oldest president ever inaugurated, as would a second-term Trump. If age were a factor, none of this would be happening. Read more

Jan 1
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I feel like you haven’t heard about this whole “two party system” thing we’ve had going on for the last couple centuries. Backstabbing and entryism have been the only route to power in the United States since the Hartford Convention, when the Federalists decided to operate on the basis of rewarding loyalty and Read more

Jan 1
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Polling and volunteer numbers show that Bernie Bros are, in fact, black women, but only the ones under 55. The convention wisdom is that young people of any race are to unreliable as voters to count, and yes, among the elderly, Bernie's support does skew white and male. But he also turned out new voters love nobody Read more