Sorry, maybe you were trying to compare yourself to the frequently bankrupt Donald Trump? That’s not fair, he may have holes in his brain, but he’s still way better at investing than you. Not that it’s difficult.

You think you don’t be able to communicate with people online to make crypto transactions? Did you invest without bothering to look up what a blockchain is?

Dude, what is your fixation on moms? Never mind, I dont actually want to know.

You know that guy was referring to having AIDS when he said that, right?

When the shit hits the fan, there’ll be no internet for you to access your wallet through, so

Im’a put this in the simplest words I can: if the dollar collapsed (lol) whay would those commodities go “up” in? Demand? I hardly think so, none of them are terribly edible.

Not really how wrongful death insurance works. Public Works is on the sane account. It’d require case-by-case changes to municipal budgets to make them feel the heat.

I feel like you haven’t been following this story

Lol, they absolutely do as well. Do you not know what markets are, either?

It has a built-in deflationary trap which, trust me, is actually much worse

So is hyperdeflation

I mean, mostly. Read Graeber, tho

 Check the price of tulips

It would have the expect opposite effect. The very existence of bitcoin relies on a strong, CB-backed economy for its hodlers to participate in. That’s the source of its value. You incredible oaf.

Both of the above

 Haha, it definitely would not. If it actually were used as currency it would no longer be subject to the same market forces that have inflated its value so much.

HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE DISCONNECT RIGHT THERE

You did not gain $50,000 by any measure

Lol, don’t bother. If you paid a cent more than $100,000 for that big, beautiful house, the damage is already done. The damage that’s still to come is no longer avoidable, thanks to your genius idea of trading real money to a stranger for GP.

Wait, wait, you think rapid changes in the valuation of your personal home are a good thing and you live in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA? I hope to god you have no dependents so nobody has to grow up with the memory of what’s going to happen to you after the market corrects in the next year or two...