I wanted to like the new Bronco. I wanted an affordable alternative to the Wrangler. But it kinda looks like they took the Ford Flex and safari’d it. And why is there a “sport” version that appears to be a completely different vehicle, without the removable top/doors/and offroad ability? Just call that one something…

I’ve been to a couple DDD-featured joints. Frank’s Diner in Kenosha, WI was nothing worth seeking out, but it was a good diner breakfast if you’re in the area. Smoque in Chicago does pretty good BBQ. The Old Coffee Pot in New Orleans was great. Our waitress was fantastic, and I’m convinced God used their biscuits as a…

i’ve been to a couple of spots from both triple D and man v food (the original iteration) and for the most part, they’ve been standard-issue and decent but not much to write home about. never had an experience that outright sucked, though.

I actually like the Wraith but have no freakin’ clue why anyone would pay 400 large for a new one when you can look equally Baller in an identical used, low-mileage Wraith.

So, all 50 cars have the same cipher? Or each car has a unique cipher? If all 50 are the same, this is a little bit lame... if all 50 are unique, then this is mildly intriguing simply because of the effort it would have taken on their part to develop this.

Fun for the EMT folks to remove that device from you before putting you on the gurney

If I were 14, this might spark envy in my soft little brain. As a man in his 30s, I can only think that some incredibly bad decisions are going to be made in that ridiculously gaudy house, and these kids are just not ready for it.

There is no “conversation”. At this point it feels like a witch hunt.

“Perception by association.”

Mustang owners, do you use 2nd or 3rd gear when you plow into spectators? 

I really want someone to explain to my why a police vehicle should be held responsible for running over someone. They’re not even autonomous.

Yeah I understand and accept the editorial slant of this website despite not always agreeing with it.

No, just the ones nearby.

It appears as though the powers that be at Jalopnik chose to hide/dismiss the most starred comment (at 120 stars) on this article despite being a respectable comment that happened to contradict the author.  Copying and reposting it, because it deserves to be read and not stricken from the record being in contradiction…

One of the things I will never understand is who would find this appealing.

Mind you, I’m not asking who would find chile on a burger appealing, that’s a no-brainer.

I mean who would SUBMERGE a burger. I just can not fathom any way in which soggy, mushy, structural-integrity-free bread would be likable.

FUCK Jalopnik readers who defend asshole mobs who attempt to drag people from their cars.

Seriously, FUCK Jalopnik readers who defend these assholes

The correct solution is put salt in both and use a pepper-grinder.  

I’d rather drink no beer than drink nattys or bud lights. And really, it’s not even a tough decision...I’ve never once wanted a beer and headed for those or even considered them, they’re just not good. Especially bud light which is nearly undrinkable.

Reeses Thins instead of chocolate bars. You're welcome.

Set your chocolate bars on a rock near the fire. This way, the chocolate melts in its wrapper, and when you want a smore you just snip off a corner and squeeze the chocolate onto your graham cracker. It's delicious

Waffle cones! Pack a waffle cone with mini chocolate chips and mini marshmallows, wrap in tinfoil and set near the fire (or on the grill rack if you are using a fire ring). After 2-3 minutes you have a cone of melty deliciousness.