This is the correct response.

Are we all certain that “Paddy McGuinness” is a real person and not a made-up character in a bad ethnic joke from the 1950s?

While I initially thought this would lead me to quit. It hasn’t yet. Instead, I’ve just lost any interest in ever farming for a good roll on a weapon. The best weapon I can find, I’ll use. Whatever.

“Midwest” was already taken.

Northwest, specifically the San Francisco Bay Area

Audi.

This is seriously the laziest piece of filmmaking I have ever seen. They had the chance to do something really special and instead they come out with this crap? It’s like they were trying to build a modern 250 GTO and instead built a Renault Twingo  

I had to scroll wayyyyy too far down to find this...

BMW’s straight six engines. But the best is surely the S54b32. It was a 3.2 liter straight six that produced 333hp. That’s more than 100 hp/L. Found in the E46 M3, as well as the later year Z3 and Z4 M Roadsters and M Coupes.

Hands down, the Taurus SHO V6.... For an engine designed in the mid ‘80s it combined great power, good sound (when the secondary runners open) and a beautiful design... Way ahead of its time, and a shame it was put in a crappy Taurus body. I miss mine.

Audi Inline-5 turbo. Good enough to conquer WRC, Pikes Peak, IMSA, and Trans-Am in just one decade.

2JZ gang gonna come out of the woodwork any minute now.

Dusclops is one of my favorite Ghost-type Pokémon. I know everyone fawns over Gengar, but the Duskull line as a whole are some of my favorites. They just look so cool.

Considering Shedinja steals the spirit of whoever looks into its void (a void that’s fully visible from its backsprite by the way), and Dusclops absorbs the body, what happens to a person that looks at both at the same time?

The most horrifying thing about this abomination is... I like it. I really do. The matte black doesn’t do it for me, but with an interesting paint job and a little chrome it could look pretty neat.

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I’m in the minority in thinking it looks cool, but I’m also a sucker for retrofuturism. But my ‘shop is what it will look like after being in my house for a day with small kids running around:

(This is actually an Oregon Trail sequel.)

Having flashbacks to Prometheus Lens with this one.