crash3po
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My guess Boeing’s problems lie where a lot of company’s do: Accountants in charge, diversity consultants, and nerds that have an algorithm solution for every fucking thing.

Won’t happen as too many people missed small details that turned out to matter. As in every regulating agency cleared it to enter service.

I’ll be watching this if for no other reason than I *miss* the days when hardigree and spinelli where the main contributors to this uh, blog? Not to take away from the current staff and editors, but those were the wildwild west glory days of both content and comenterati. Today is but a shadow of it’s former self...

The reason highway deaths have been going up recently despite cars getting safer continuously is distracted driving. Boring people glued to their boring phones driving boring suvs. It’s telling that the cannonball was run with no injuries.

This will also go on our movie poster. Thank you!

Don’t go to Germany. You might have a heart attack.

So many whiny people. They did it. Nobody died. Don't be a buzzkill.

I’d be completely fine if your parents knew the rules of the road, unfortunately they don’t.

Here (again) for who can be highest on their horse shaming anyone who even thinks of supporting this film.

I hope they set this up at a 70mph zone and I'd drive by at 1 under.

Hey Boomers know and want to fix shit. Millennials only know how to contact someone on Instagram to come do it and then they write a whiny blog and tweet about it.

Can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m with the airlines on this one. While there have been times where I wasn’t sure which of multiple flights I’ve wanted to take, I’d much rather give up the ability for anyone to book “duplicate flights” than to have a ton of people holding seats they’re never going to fill. I

h sure the trans may be 50lbs lighter... but theres a reason the beefer 6 speed was 50lbs heavier... mainly because it was designed to take more power.

This is borderline. With that many modifications, I’d want a very in-depth and professional inspection by someone I trust. And even then, I’d probably say “nah” and find something else.

I’m pretty sure Saab would love to travel back in time.

All of this!! I don’t wanna be married, don’t have a college degree, and most certainly do not want kids. I don’t need those arbitrary things to feel accomplished or happy in life. Signed a 30 year old male.

Because rights are directly proportional to what you can spend on politicians and lawyers.

Here we are arguing over the legitimacy of a company who provides a way for people who want to drive to earn money doing it without significant barriers of entry all the while there is a huge push for autonomous vehicles and yet we praise it. We being the Jalopnik community and staff.

I can’t wait until I can drive one of these babies to work.