“Brooklyn, NY" is shorthand for "one million idling hours" 

I swear to god if these shoes are more than 50 dollars someone needs to get punched in the stomach.

tsk tsk, putting only a pixellated pikachu on the outside? shoulda made it random pokemon sprite so people would have to buy em all.

Ur right. Porsche loved it when I got a quarter-million people to look at this:

Fun fact: Cofagrigus can’t be used in online battles unless it has a custom nickname. The homophobic slur in the middle of its official name sets off the automatic profanity checks. 

I actually agree with this take. The E-type never did it for me, the proportions felt.... off.

Before you vote CP, you need to know why - behold, the car in its original, beautiful form:

You buy another parsh, but maybe it’s a Cayenne. Preferably a salvage Cayenne, for reasons that will become apparent soon. Oh, and definitely spring for the tow package.

......A Porsche?

I can assure you I won’t try. I know very little about her beyond brief clips of her music and Jezebel’s portrayal of her as the second coming. I have nothing against her.

I had a really weird experience the last time I was selected for random screening. I knew what to expect so when she went into her verbal spiel, I waived the preview and said she could just get started. And she got SUPER PISSED at me. I got pissed because it was 4:45 AM and I had an unreasonable bitch snarling in my…

I don’t know why but every time I see a car on it’s roof I immediately think that now would be a good and convenient time to change the brake pads.

Too much lag. You would lose some of that initial torque.

Couldn’t Porsche just install a larger turbo to increase the range?

I’d rather drive 200 miles continuously with the peace of mind that I’ll always get 200 than have 400 degrade to 200 over time. I could foresee myself getting stranded often if I followed that higher expectancy of range.

TBH after reading about how Porsche and Audi are trying to make these cars drivable in all weather conditions and under hard driving, I can’t really knock on the range anymore.

I’d rather drive 200 miles continuously with the peace of mind that I’ll always get 200 than have 400 degrade to 200 over time. I could foresee…

Personally I always make sure I downshift and get back to the speed limit as quickly as possible after a speed bump.

OH HELL NO. WE CORRECT YOU. HATE. MAIL. ONTHEMOTHERFUCKINGWAY.

Maybe every Jeopardy category is equally easy for people who are experts in them. Did you really expect them to go deep into gen 3 evolutions?