I know this is kind of off-topic, but god damn... that P1 still looks spectacular. I know it’s old news and shit, but just look at it... it’s glorious. 

It will end in about a decade or two when everyone is doing 1.5s, the upper limit of acceleration when you only have mechanical grip and too much power to work with.

This car is NOT a fucking appliance. A Camry is an appliance.

I’m not saying it was an old person, but I’m all for re-testing drivers every couple years to prove competence and physical ability to drive.

Earlier this summer, I was behind an SUV that was having difficulty maintaining it’s lane- it actually rubbed against a curb at ~45 mph, and then almost hit another car going the…

I would think shaking a person with a medical emergency would be the last thing you would want to do.

So much for being grounded to the ground

So they are repeating the whole “we all thought you were dead for the last three years!!!1!!!11!1111!!1!” thing and they are bringing back the DB5 for fan service? This is literally a remake of Skyfall.

That’s not what it’s used for?

How to explain Jalopnik’s ethos using a quote from the website:

I never warmed to Adam. Tanner was always good and Rutledge ended up growing on me a ton, but Adam was the weak spot IMHO.

Is this incredibly awesome or incredibly stupid?

Ssshhhhhh.  Don’t pop his faux noose fueled bubble.

The horns have to be illegal. They would impale pedestrians.

Not pictured: My girlfriend saying, “How small is this guy’s dick?”

EXCUSE ME, SIR? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FRICK ARE YOU TYPING ABOUT UP HERE? I am pretty sure you meant to write this about the Simpsons Arcade Game. 

Yeah but the whole parade was televised no?

This dude’s name is really Chad

Corvette has always been one of the most overrated cars on the road. I could care less what they do with their brand.