I’m more interested in when Elong Musk would unveil his bloated corpse with a self inflicted wound

None. AI is dogshit. Fuck Gizmodo for promoting them. 

I’ll straight up start taking out mother fuckers. Fuck your plant alternative life.

Hard pass on all of these, especially the Euphoria person. No. Stop.

Apple are bought and paid for by the Chinese Cuntmunist Party.

But were they wrong?

TikTok was designed by the Chinese government to make the next generation of world leaders the fucking morons from Idiocracy.

Only good pig is the kind covered in BBQ sauce.

Zaslav’s head on a pike would be nice for X-mas.

Won’t be buying this garbage dump now. I fucking hate ai and anyone who uses it should fellate a gun

Paraglider is definitely a necessity for the first fucking temple.

Who the fuck has money for this shit anymore? Dollar menu is gone, now its a $2 and $3 menu. Suck my fucking dick McD’s. Make less money you cunts.

Yes because having programming for troglodytes is a selling feature.

‘How to make something attractive less attractive: A guide to being fucked by Elon Musk’

Shame he can’t just take one to the dome and be gone for good.

Why is it that #1 the rapiest looking dudes are rapists (most men are rapists these days) and #2 the worst examples of human specimens have beliefs that only superior genetics should be used in reproduction? I wish I had the confidence of that second guy.

No one hated Ahmed Best, they hated Jar Jar. He was a racist caricature, just like the entirety of the aliens in prequel series.

I hope this guy dies in a fire. 

Federal government needs to buy one less F-35 and buy this fucking town, immediately, and bill the fuck out of whatever entity is responsible for this fuckery.

Headline should read: WOTC fucks themselves in the ass to satisfy daddy Hasbro instead of taking some L’s.