So New England is Mons Pubis then? Better than Nashville I guess.

Well then how come you guys all took Brady at his word when he said he killed that baby in self defense?

To be fair, even downloaded games contain trace amounts. If your hard drive is full it is probably about 3 percent made of piss.

Nope. It was the dicks.

Try The Order 1886. It got bad reviews but the only reason people didn't like it was because it was rated M for nudity but it was like all dicks.

That’s great. Put a spoiler right in the fucking title. It’s the only way you can get clicks, you piece of shit...FUCK YOU.

What THE FUCK is this shit?! Our military makes black people carry white people around ON THEIR BACK? Oh my God I can’t even... I thought they stopped doing that in the 90’s.

Do you have to put spoilers right in the fucking title though?

Kotaku is so awesome. Nothing Bethesda has ever made even comes close to being as cool and brilliant as a post on Kotaku. Why would Bethesda think they could ever tell Kotaku what to do? You guys are kewl.

Still waiting for a post titled ‘What South Park Got Wrong About Safe Spaces.’

What is flop sweat? Also, can you do another one of these but stay in one of the hotel rooms that the 9/11 guys slept in the night before? That would be super creepy.

At least dumping bodies in carriages could make sense in the context of a mission. Arbitraary synchronization objectives have always been the absolute worst part of AC games in my view. It’s like Ubisoft assigns this part of the game to their dumbest intern and then they have them redo it three times because it’s not…

It’s important that they do this because how many people actually work on AC game? 12? How else are we supposed to know that they’re not all cis white guys?

Evie should be a Rhonda Rousey type brawler and Jakob should be the effeminate sneaky one.

This game is still sexist since Jakob beats people with his fists and is more ‘confrontational’ but Evie prefers ‘stealth’ and has to beat people up with a cane. When are game developers going to stop portraying female characters as being less brash and having less upper body strength?

I just played it for a couple hours. It crashed once while Evie was running on the train during the intro and the mission replay didn’t seem to be working properly. Other than that it ran smooth. Jakob and Evie seem like awesome characters. I’m gonna rip through this one I think.

LUFTRAUSERS!

I hope the Seahawks actually suspend them for a game. Like the way Mad Max was when he fought Blaster in the Thunderdome.

Lol I think Gruden has the Wookie fever. He just said ‘Demarco Furry’.

I’m loving the replays in Super Meat Boy. After about 35 attempts trying to get the time requirement for an A+ on every level you are rewarded with a tsunami of meat getting ground up into oblivion except for the one chosen meat boy who makes it.