As an Asian American, I say if you're going to paint an outdated, inaccurate portrayal of Asian Americans in a token effort to be "diverse," you could've just gone with an episode of Fresh Off The Boat.

Yep, there's your problem. Someone set this Scorsese doll to evil.

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What if they were alternative facts?

Coco and Reggie I would say are the characters that benefited the most from the new long-form format, and it's nice to see Coco's particular identity issues carried over but moved away from the vain, wanna-be reality show/Youtube star, to still being a vain fame seeker, but in a Michelle Obama model of obtaining power…

And you people, you're all astronauts on… some kind of Jurassic World?

No wonder he was testy to Gold Two and Gold Five.

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There's a clickbait title I've ever seen one.

That comment of yours is against regulations. In this discussion thread, we go by the book.

…we're though the looking glass here people.

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But wouldn't that make her the Pink Ranger, according to Mighty Morphin logic?

I don't think so Tim.

Not to mention that it doesn't acknowledge the trap of turning Danny Asian, that furthers the other stereotype of typecasting an Asian lead as a martial arts expert (I'm looking at you Into The Badlands). As an Asian-American, while part of me would've appreciated an Asian American character as the lead of a Marvel…

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