It’s shame that we’re basically telling this little girl to “smile”. It may not even be that she’s unhappy or angry or whatever. She might be lost in thought. She might be happy. Who knows! I certainly don’t, because it’s none of my damn business.

Yeah. That’s worked out well, so far. I’m so ashamed to be from Oklahoma.

This makes me so sick. In 2002, I had to deliver paperwork to the Denton jail. They couldn’t tell me how long it would take, so my boyfriend left and told me to call when I was ready. When the time came, they wouldn’t let me use the phone (and I didn’t want to call him collect), so I set out on foot (in heels) to walk…

I can’t even

Over the past six months my husband has wanted to 69 as foreplay every.single.time., which made me think that it must be making a comeback in popular porn or something. Idk. I’m not crazy about the smell of balls.

So many FERPA violations! Lawyer up, kiddos!

Hitler Youth alive and kicking. I never want to hear a child refer to that man as ‘President Trump’ ever again.

This entire thing. The shooting, the details, letting media into the apartment. I feel like I’m watching an episode of Scandal.

If only someone had a gun. #merica

Dafuq is ‘Meet-Cute’?