Camera, Waze, and Google Translate were all weird omissions, especially when web-first apps like Yelp, Twitch, and YouTube were on the list. Then again the list is heavily skewed toward iPhone.

Anti-SLAPP ftw. Suck it, Elon.

As loathe as I am to give any praise to Twitter and Elon, at least they put an outline around whatever video the cursor is sitting over. Fuck every app that thinks they’re “innovative” by making the selected video *slightly* larger than the others.

Hey universalamander, go be a cunt somewhere else.

tl;dr - Kotaku is a zombie site.

New Jez is... something. Don’t know how they’re doing subscription-wise, but engagement is non-existent, articles are sporadic, Kylie writes most of said articles, etc. Unfortunately I don’t think it’ll last through the end of the year.

Probably doesn’t help that Hasbro gutted WotC so there’s nobody to sign off on any new D&D tie-ins. Pretty sure Vincke has gone on record saying that everyone he worked with at Wizards for BG3 is gone.

Why go that route with the site when GameFAQs and IGN have been doing guides for years? The site’s infrastructure doesn’t even support a guide format. You’re really going to make a slideshow for each game’s tips? Fuck right out of here.

The Grilled Cheese burrito was the best thing Taco Bell has had on the menu in years. You just need to know what you’re getting into.

Don’t be a cunt, earlyberddd.

Yeah, the Cavs Box has been a thing since 2018-ish? We used to order them all the time because it was a one-line order that could feed the entire family and then some. Not so much anymore, since we avoid McDonalds except on road trips and the app has better discounts anyways.

Don't be a cunt, muhdoh.

That'd require the GOP to have a sense of self-awareness and shame.

So it’s basically the new 11'8"?

My waste company has openly admitted numerous times that they take all their recycling to the dump anyways. But they’ll still fine the shit out of you for throwing trash in the recycling can for... reasons.

I never show my membership card when I enter Sam’s Club. Irks the greeters but what are they going to do? I figure if you didn’t have a card you could just buy one at checkout with an email address and finish the account setup later, so what’s the point besides giving petty octogenarians a reason to feel important. It’…

“Hey Nvidia nurse, I have a stomach ache.”

It’s like how the Canadian goose is the most well-protected bird species in the US despite no longer being endangered. We almost culled them out of existence last century, so they passed several federal and state laws to protect them back in the 1910s and now you can’t even look at them cross without getting fined.…

“We’d love to cooperate with your investigation, but unfortunately our dog ate all the evidence.” -Boeing

I don’t think Pizza Hut can even afford to be giving away free grease these days.