Honestly, Pauly Shore seems like the perfect person to play Richard Simmons. Compare his stoner weirdo schtick from the 90s to Richard Simmons’ onstage persona and they’re pretty damn close. If Shore can nail the off-stage gravitas that the teaser alludes to then I’m on board.

Considering how the GOP is okay with their fearless leader raping E. Jean Carroll, not taking “no” for an answer isn’t all that surprising.

Hey Woody, why don't you go be a cunt somewhere else.

I mean, they went full-bore on NFTs last year, so makes sense that they’d follow all the techbros onto the next grift.

Just go to your local library. Most of them have a generous daily free print quota, and if you need more than that a B&W print is only 5-10 cents per page.

Yup. Brother black and white laser printers are the industry standard for a reason. Reliable, idiot-proof, damn near indestructible, and third-party toner is dirt cheap. Sure, you’re spending more up-front, but it’ll last you infinitely longer than that $30 HP piece of shit that everybody hates but keep buying anyways.

but since he made it to basically run on a N64 (WHY?!)

But I’m sure the Ohio GOP would look the other way if a woman was running as a Republican and forgot to list her maiden name. Because that’s just an honest mistake. /s

I’ve said it before, but my dipshit BIL in the Marines still thinks that he’s going to get paid if the government shuts down, even though that hasn’t been the case during the last two shutdowns (technically three but one was shortlived so he didn’t miss a paycheck) since he first enlisted. And he’ll still have the…

“Move fast, break shit, and let employees rape customers on company time.” -ol’ Techbro mantra

I mean, no shit? The MAGA wing of the House GOP have been pretty forward about wanting a government shutdown (even though every previous shutdown has hurt the party controlling Congress in the next election...). *ANY* negotiations on the part of Johnson was going to face fierce resistance from his own caucus. And…

I'm sure AG Yost is chomping at the bit to charge her anyways, because the GOP are nothing if not petty.

And when Mehdi Hassan does something akin to actual journalism by calling out an Israeli official for their bullshit, Hassan gets thrown under the bus by MSNBC.

It’s the 20th anniversary edition. Looks like the sleep feature isn’t working and the stupid thing starves after 6 hours as a result.

Welcome. I bought one knowing they were sped up because how bad could it be? I get wanting to have them evolve quicker for instant nostalgia, but instead of updating the code to accommodate that they just made everything move at 2x speed.

- Hunter Biden is subpoena’d to testify behind closed doors

Yokai Watch was huge in Japan for a number of years. Temtem, Ooblets, and Cassette Beasts are indie darlings.

What’s worse is they sped up the in-game clock on the relatively recent re-release. The things were fickle beforehand, but the new ones go from fully satisfied to dead before you wake up from a good nights rest.

The Switch was formally announced in October 2016 and released in March 2017. By that logic a Feb/March announcement would see a release in July-Sept at the earliest. Once they announce the new thing sales of the Switch are going to flatline, so Nintendo probably wants to keep the time between announcement and release…

I just want low-bug gameplay experience with voice acting in cutscenes. That’s how low I’m setting the bar. If that means they need to abandon the open-world experience and go back to linear game design then fine.