Guy pushes the limits of the platform and is surprised when he encounters performance issues. *surprised Pikachu*

I read a Twitter thread (I know, I know...) saying that with streaming and the new “kill and write-off” strategy we’ll never have a new cult classic film. If it’s a good movie but it tanks at the box office, it’s just gone forever and can’t be rediscovered later. I mean shit, can you imagine if John Carpenter’s “The…

It was probably a decade ago, but I remember Adam Savage saying that you could make a movie for $10mil or $100mil, but studios wouldn’t sign off an anything in between.

So I can actually kinda answer this; inspectors are lazy. I don’t mean that in “they don’t do their jobs” but rather “if they can’t walk up to it they don’t bother.” So the daily inspections probably consisted of checking brakes (easy to test) and checking the hill (because there has to be a walkway to unload riders…

I also wondered about how dragon-Zelda would have impacted the storyline over the 1000-ish years in between the founding and current timeline. The Deku Tree is able to detect the Master Sword embedded in her head, so at no point over the years did he realize there were two Master Swords? Also, does the existence of…

Same deal at Cedar Point on the 1st. Between the issues at Carowinds, Twister shredding tires, Millenium Force getting struck by lightning, iffy weather, and the expectation of a busy weekend the place was a ghost town. Rode Iron Dragon three times in under an hour. Good times.

Just so you dum dum can understand, you’re a cunt.

Hey Clarence, thanks for handing 2024 to the Democrats.

I don't mean to take joy in innocent people losing their jobs because the CEO is a cockwobble, but fuck Niantic.

Turns out robo-Trump was a gynoid the entire time.

McDonald’s made a limited edition shake that tastes like nothing, TikTok turned it into a horror meme, and now “drink the shake and die” is being applied to everything.

I’m getting Wes Anderson vibes and I hate it.

Abbott just made it illegal to offer water breaks, so it should come as no surprise that piss breaks were also at the employer’s discretion.

There was an article earlier in the year that contrasted “liberal” humor with “conservative” humor. Basically, the former requires you to have a baseline knowledge about topics that the comedian can riff from. Think John Oliver, where his show is full of in-jokes and callbacks. The latter is just screeching…

“Sidon and Link were roommates for several decades until Link died of old age, with his best friend Sidon at this side. Neither took romantic partners during their time together. The two owned a condo in Miami and were regular attendants at the local symphony. Link is survived by Sidon, his adopted niece from Princess…

And wash and trim them! They're little fluffy dolls!

FWIW, the “Boomers control everything” issue is going to solve itself in about ten years. And hey, Boomers also make up 55% of Florida’s population, so the state's going to socially collapse before they sink into the ocean. Which is nice.

You know what Pence, keep saying that. Even after the Republicans get slaughtered in every election for running on an anti-abortion platform that is incredibly unpopular, you should keep saying it. In fact, keep saying it until the GOP is a distant memory.

A half-assed LEGO set following in the success of a similar Nintendo product is absolutely on brand for SEGA.