#NotADragQueen

They’re the type of people who will go out of their way to find the tenth dentist.

I’m sure it also has a ten-year plan that they’ll abandon after six months.

“We need you to open this cube, and if you do then you can keep whatever is inside. Oops, looks like it was empty. Well, thanks for your time!”

When your expectations are at the floorboards, anything above that is good.

Hey, congrats to Tim for voluntarily outing himself as an asshole. Saves the internet sleuths some time to figure it out.

“Hello, my name is Jackie Daytona, a totally normal human. Care to assist me in an endeavor?”

I’m glad they’re keeping the tone of the game tongue-in-cheek. If they’re going to move to more realistic visuals, then they’re going to have to absolutely nail the humor and tone. Having Richard Ayoade on board, even if it’s just for the trailer, gives me hope in that regard.

Eat shit, Rockhard.

Huh, turns out that 51% of the population is also into a mainstream hobby. Who'd have thought?

Let's be honest, there's not much time left if you want to get that "I slept with a Ghostbuster" flex.

And I’m sure his contract with Faze will be canceled in five, four, three...

Go be a cunt somewhere else.

Nah, it was turn it into his own private dick-sucking echo chamber. The fact that it seems to be all the right-wing chuds who stroke his ego is a coincidence.

Not sure Epic would have had a leg to stand on if they stole this one given how ubiquitous the comic has become.

This is such a beta take.

It’s kinda refreshing for one of these assholes double down in their “apology.” I’ll take that over the usual “Sorry if you were offended” non-apologies.

There’s also a large degree of survivorship bias with the older generations, as evidenced by Gen Z. “Why are so many kids gay these days? Nobody was gay back in the day!” No, they were either in the closet, killed themselves, or died during the AIDS epidemic.

Begone, cunt.

If there is a God and they’re as forgiving as the Bible says, I hope the deity in question still spends the rest of eternity alternating between skull-fucking Pat Robertson and pissing in the empty socket.