God I hope the MS deal falls through, if only because it’ll give the company reason to fire his ass without the golden parachute.

If Trump could wait until after the primaries to burn all his bridges and be stuck running a limp-wristed campaign as a result that’d be great....

The Smash players are too busy watching child porn to care.

The Right are at best an unreliable income source and will immediately turn on you at any moment, otherwise known as “go fash, lose cash.”

Went to WDW last year with girls about the same age. Best advice I can give is to keep the kids in the strollers as much as possible (it’s a lot of walking), and when they get antsy pop over into the shade and treat them to Mickey Bars. Disney planning these days is an absolute cluster, so the more that you can do to…

I like TLC and TLA because the supernatural elements only come up in the last ten minutes. Up until then they’re somewhat believable/grounded adventure flicks, then oops, literal “deus ex machina.”

When did the Right turn on Cheney? You’d think Mr. “I started a war under false pretense and got away with shooting a man” would be put on a pedestal.

Dancy has always been an idiot. It's frankly amazing that Alderac hasn't imploded after all these years.

Love to see it.

They mean you, fucknugget.

“Officer, the mostly-black orca looked at me funny. That means I have the right to defend myself!”

They switched over to a new server running Windows 95 and 8mb of RAM that the CEO found in a closet. That should be enough, right?

Republicans pass a vague-ass law that says that schools are liable for anything “woke.” And the schools are running on a shoestring budget so they don’t have the resources to fight what is clearly a violation of the 1st Amendment. Rinse, repeat.

Go play in traffic.

“I mean, it’s one child, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?”

*Ohio enters the chat*

Ah, I see you have a 5-year old’s understanding of biology and can’t tell the difference between sex and gender. Fucking chode.

Wasn’t Black/White supposed to be a hard reset on the Pokedex? Which I guess makes sense if they were planning to phase out Pikachu for the new Pikachu-clone (Emolga?).

Don't be a cunt, Samhain.