YES.

One time I was on the Tube reading a book. I looked up and a man sitting across from me was reading the exact same book, kind of an unusual title, not exactly Jane Eyre or anything. What an odd coincidence! We made eye contact, nodded, and carried on.

I read that as believing in physics, which seemed strangely uncontroversial since it’s a major scientific field.

“Hey baby, what’s your book about?”
“How to dispose of the bodies of annoying people who interrupt your reading on the bus...” Look up, smile “For Dummies.”

FUN STORY: Last week I was standing on the street trying to make a phone call and some random dude walked up to me and tried to talk to me while I was on the phone.

Also, I would be willing to bet five Schrutebucks that the majority of dudes know exactly what these social cues mean. They are choosing to ignore them because they think that the social contract doesn’t apply to them in cases where the other signee of said contract is female.

Maybe men should get better at that.

Anyone else getting REAL tired of people in athleisure attire trying to assert their need for you to worship them?

Don’t make fun of our vowels and I won’t make fun of yours. Our laptops are made by blackberry and, like enforced wearing of lululemon we must purchase them all. It’s basically a soviet gulag up here. We can only clean our bathrooms once a month when the lysol shipments from the usa arrive. someone send help. or build…

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

I don’t know why I like cats taking out babies.

Please welcome House Speaker Jason Chaffetz.

Let’s call a moratorium on the use of “articulate” in describing the speech of non-white people.

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

My hair is just like me. It just sort of lies there lethargically. Indifferent to the world.

Apparently, I need to watch this Olive Kitteridge.

I understand that some people take ma’am-ing to mean that they are considered old... but usually when I get ma’am-ed it’s because I am the person’s superior in some capacity, so I think it feels pretty badass.