Imagine being so completely without conscience or empathy that you would fucking lecture someone for caring about 100,000 deaths. Jesus.

It’s about time.

I honestly don’t think anyone has been ungreyed in like 3 years. It’s really frustrating. I miss the old days before Thiel ruined everything.

You need your own column because this is really fucking good advice.

Queen of the Damned is SO BAD.

Can you imagine if someone did this to the Obamas? This shit is positively repulsive.

I’m 47 and had read everything Anne Rice had ever written when this movie was released. The casting had me worried going in, but I was completely unprepared for how absolutely terrible this movie was.

Christ on a cracker. Hasn’t Hillary been through enough already?

This fucking guy.

I avoid Twitter so I don’t have a rage stroke of my own.

I’m sure Cheeto is, at this very moment, sitting on the toilet trying not to rage stroke over Obama’s (extremely polite) read.

THANK YOU. I am alone over on Jezebel for hating Crystal’s “looks.” I thought the makeover look was fucking hideous and borderline disrespectful. Yes, she is charming and goofy and cute, but “Bert and Ernie realness” is not something I’m looking for in America’s Next Drag Superstar.

I’m an oncologist and have had multiple patients tell me that they got whatever diagnostic test (mammogram, chest CT, etc.) that led to their cancer being discovered because their dog kept sniffing/pawing/whining around that body part.

If you are in the US and work for a state funded university then searching for porn on a university computer can be grounds for termination. You may have no choice to report your friend, or risk discipline yourself.

Oh my GOD it irks me when Dorinda and Sonja talk about Tinsley as if she needs a sugar daddy when THEY are the ones who married into money. Yes, Tinsley was married to Topper Mortimer, but just how exactly do they think those two met? At the most expensive boarding school in the country. Why was Tinsley there? Because…

Dorinda has become almost unwatchable for me at this point. She has gotten SO fucking mean. Then she cries about it. Lady, it’s too bad that you’re unhappy and lonely but that doesn’t mean you get to be vicious and cruel to everyone around you. It’s particularly grating to see someone who is worth millions whine about…

Holy SHIT. I remember that post but I had not connected the dots.

Just stopping by to point out that the company in question, Allogene, makes a drug used in cancer care that was just shown to be very promising, so the stock actually just shot up by 33% after the findings were presented at the ASCO meeting.

Right? I’m straight and even I got the reference.

If you’re worried about Trump being re-elected then you could always, I dunno...turn up and vote.