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Oh. So she's probably just angry at you or something then?

I assume she can based on that conversation with the guy while your getting your hair cut.

Kind of fascinating to think about. So are the Scioati'el a Jewish people analogue with Milfguard representing the Soviet Union?

I mean if she dies at the end of the Witcher 2.

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How could you not?

I don't think this one will do much to change those views. There is still some great character work, and there is still a mountain of sexual violence.

There actually is a beard and hairstyle dlc, and I swear those hairstyles look familiar.

You do the quest where you paint a bird for the troll? It is the best.

Indeed. I was disappointed there was no opportunity to seduce Whispess though.

The sex scenes in this game are gloriously campy especially if you rock Gerry with the Fabio locks.

It's touches like that really hammer home this is a game based on fiction from Poland written right around the time the Iron Wall fell.

Being a fisherman in Witcher land would be horrifying. There are drowners everywhere.

Like Pokémon cards. The most powerful attack card in the game is a woman.

It is nice that not everyone is punished for their kindness as well.

There are actually quests that would have led to sex in the first two games that don't here. Basically, the only people you can sleep with in this games are witches you already know or prostitutes And the sex feels like less of a quest reward than based on a prior relationship.

They patched that out.

It's a pretty fun CCG in a game that didn't need one. But as a CCG, it's pretty much strip that down to a core of card advantage and not much else. If you have more cards, you can almost always win even if your opponent has better cards.

Don't forget the wargs.

Yeah, and you can buy that bomb that counters the regeneration at basically any hebalist.