Can Kotaku not afford to hire an editor? Jesus... This article would have been interesting, if I wasn’t repeatedly distracted by the embarrassingly large number of errors, typos, etc.. Seriously, did anybody even bother to check this before it was posted? If your job is to write, then you should probably take the time…

I think I made it half way into this article before abandoning it because I had no clue where it was going.

this is why i hate a digital only F2P game like this... everything youve bought and saved up for is just gone... youre fucked. i dont like the idea that the digital games ive invested in... can disappear whenever the devs want. fuck that.

make sure you have a cigarette handy

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

Why does everyone think the pyramids were so hard? THEY WERE BUILT WITH SLAVES! THEY’RE GIANT PILES OF ROCKS!

I hate you. I hope you get buried alive.

Fascist agents of the dystopian corporate police state: They’re just like us!

The top ten list of fake internet scams - number 6 will shock you!

I knew something was up when one story referred to Bill Belichick as “an insanely popular hoodie.” Nobody likes that guy.

Hi—I’d like you to explain the implicit logic behind the argument in this bad internet comment. You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying? If so, what made you arrive at this position?…

Really, I think the game sucks.

Great idea! Don’t touch a man on the ground to make sure it’s a dead play - No! Hit the player knowing that you’ll get a flag, look like a douche to a national TV audience, penalize your team while giving the other team yards towards scoring again and piss off your coaches, too!

Grigori is easily the best dragon in videogames.

While I havn’t voted nor have I played Undertail, I would say that part of your logic is flawed. Games like Final Fantasy VII and Zelda: OoT have had enourmous critical scrutiny over the years. Books have been written about Chrono Trigger. To each thier own and its just a poll but your proccess seems reactionary…

Exactly. Thank you. What has the Kings management done? It has turned the proper noun ‘Maloof’ into a verb ‘to maloof’, and somehow managed to perpetuate the worst organizational culture in professional basketball into the new cuckoo-bananas Ranadive ownership era.

People need to stop blaming Boogie. He cleaned up his act, he went from being practically banned from Team USA for being a headcase into getting back on Team USA and being a key player in the 2014 FIBA championship team and turned into a much better player. Boogie was told to get his act together, he lived up to his…

Man, I want to back this up, and I love Karl. But he was WAY out of line this summer. He was most definitely the wrong choice.

Just as soon as walking double doubles become easier to find than decent coaching.