"Hi, here's a thing I like about you and a funny thing about me and maybe a question for you"

I forget where I saw the article, but this goes further back than current times. Like it is just good etiquette. I think even ladies was not appropriate vs women. I wish my memory was better...

Hank Hill called, he wants his glasses back.

Don't let her try the chocomania body butter! Smells amazing, tastes terrible, even if you just get it on your lips or whatever.

One time in Mexico, we were eating the seafood sampler plate and I found a fake fingernail. It was painted purple. I showed it to my gf but apparently she thought it was a piece of shell, because she went on eating. Later she got a little grossed out when I brought it up and she realized what had happened.

Ugh, vinegar. For some reason it just does not smell clean to me!

God, what a poor little kid. Shit.

Someone got upset cuz they accidentally thought a boy looked cute. Oops.

"You being culturally unaware does not make you not racist." from that thread.

Salt you say? Mind: blown.

mmm I'm gonna go chow down some garbanzos!

Correlation does not equal caus...well maybe in this case.

Gin Gin Gin, Sin Sin Sin!

Thanks Obama!!

I was watching a documentary about the south pole and some old Russian dude said that the only way to stay warm during the long convoy trips was to eat a pound of butter.

You butter try harder than that.

I keep trying to click on your star but it doesn't add a new star each time I click...must be broken!

I'm sure some of these people would have been happy to save the money and not invite you.

Let's keep in mind this is the same industry that tries to get us to buy Tom Cruise as an action hero. Talk about suspension of disbelief!