Ok, Guy Fieri.

That is called a "melt" not a grilled cheese sandwich

To chime in with a different-but-related perspective, I'm a psychotherapy extern and doctoral psychology candidate in the US right now. Here, speaking for other students and professionals, addictions aren't spoken about with terms like "disability." There are certain elements of our job that have made the switch from…

Isn't this exactly what someone who wanted continued success in a regressive, anti-gay society would have to say publically? I'm not defending her. I'm just considering the consequences of publically supporting homosexuality in Putin's Russia.

i would just like to take a moment to appreciate that the url for this post is "one-of-t-a-t-us-fake-lesbians-is-actually-a-raging-homo"

As a third order effect, it's also the a really good reason to beat the shit out of your idiot friend.

I think you're misunderstanding...the point is, out of all the things likely to make you crash, this is probably one of the most likely. As in, if someone lights your armpits on fire, you will almost certainly crash.

Maybe you have asbestos arm pits, but the rest of us would find being set on fire to be very distracting.

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

I'm having a party next week. PLEASE come.

I'd like to see you keep it together with a fiery armpit

Have someone set your armpit hair on fire when you don't expect it, let's see you not crash.

Seriously though, we will happily accept your envelopes of water.

+1 dude's on a roll.

this is the worst rice news ive heard all week

"if the world punished violent thugs, a lot of violent thugs would have been punished."

And here I always thought that something trivial like forgetting to carry the 2 over was a mistake. I never knew I had a one-time "Whup Your Wife's Ass" card.

It's a funny thing how many people keep coming out of the woodwork to defend child abuse. Really does a great job illustrating how big a problem it is if so many people want to dismiss it as normal, and even good.

Would have been nice if he had been a dad to his son that was beaten to death.

How long till we find out that he's actually the one who killed his son?