What decade do we count those gigantic denim pants under?

Ha this just reminded me of when I got my dad some brute for father's day almost 40 years ago...holy crap.

If the tie is impregnated with Brute, I may be interested.

What kind of world do we live in, when DavidEDavis is not a real person, but Deankarte E. Ditchfield-Agboh is?

OK, I'll bite: Kim who and Kanye who?

You can get those hashbrown patties in the freezer section of your fine local grocery store. I like to get a pack every so often and fry them at home, eating half a dozen at a pop no problem.

As if she doesn't troll these mags constantly.

Reminds me of Project Runway where the designer ran out of fabric or didn't realize how tall the model was.

They do?

That's interesting. My gf and I were 92% I think, and we are getting married a month from today! In my experience, anything less than about 85 wasn't really a match at all, but luckily I wasn't at it for very long!

Ugh. You deserve better and I hope you get it.

Something tells me none of that is real. The wind sounded real, but even still...

Love the mexitroll standoff going on here.

I dunno why, but your post made me think you need to make a good novelty t-shirt for yourself.

Dude, if you want it to last longer, start later. Eat that pussy good enough beforehand and it won't matter when you cum—In my experience, anyway. I'm sure the ladies will weigh in on this one...

Better still, the name of the town is pronounced "her ih cun" —I've been there, it is a fly speck in the desert, on the way from Zion to St George. Pah Tempe hot springs are great tho.

Yeah but they are fine with being on a reality show IRONICALLY, probably.

Yep, and Hulu+ also.

I think he was the Boy in About a Boy, and more recently from the UK show Skins. They tried to make a US version on MTV and it was promptly called porn, but anyway the UK show is good.

No it's not you—we're ALL fatter than we thought.