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Oh look! It’s the Warriors acting like brats when losing a game. I don’t know how I didn’t see this coming after watching one guy kick another in the groin while down 3-1 and another throw his mouthguard all over the arena at fans and refs.

Would you mind being my anger translator?

Are you Zack Thomas or are you some other asshole who had their head run over by a car as a kid?

You’re a piece of shit who should be ejected from the internet.

He was about 5 yards away when he started to slide. This is clearly a dirty hit.

Fuck off

Ahh. Yes. And if that slut didn’t want to be raped she should have worn a longer skirt.

“Harbaugh knows what just happened—”

“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”

I think we will always have Peach being kidnapped because that is part of what makes up a Mario game. Nintendo probably thinks that whenever they release a new Mario game that it is someone’s first game, and they want the core aspects to be intact. I don’t think it’s becauase they have run out of better ideas for how

This could be the difference between 26 wins and the 6th seed in the East and 25 wins and the 8th seed.

I’m a fan of The Amazingly Randy.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

“Occam’s razor and what not.”

...do you guys chunky, do you guys chunky peanut butter, chunky peanut butter and jelly, jelly roll, peppermint roll...

Is that a tweet or your resume for SB Nation?

Yeah, who cares about the 70% that is made up of people who didn’t vote that way, kids, non voters. Let em get bladder cancer.

Draymond seems awfully impressed by himself for fouling the kid.

Why don’t you wait until you’re on the right side of .500 before you start declaring victory.

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