Dirk is hardly ageless, though. He’s basically a mummy out there.

Nah, KD is more of a bandwagon guy

Steph complaining about a no call when he went to the line 13 TIMES THIS GAME! I never understood how people thought he was some plucky, humble underdog.

That’s a pretty silly position you’ve got, there.

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hey big fan, show ur bricks

+1. A very well written piece.

One day into the season and I am posting a friendly reminder Al Horford has won one (1) playoff game all-time against LBJ and that any pretending they stand a chance is little more than thought-piece puffery

Dummy :) +1

Your comment is stupid because it makes no sense. Why would teams that have 0 wins and 82 games to be played be behind a team that has 0 wins and 81 games to be played? That’s not how standings work. You don’t get points for a loss. The Warriors are 1 game behind Houston and a half game behind everybody else. This is…

Go back to school, herb:

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

He’s the most singularly gifted athlete of an entire generation, and that’s not even the most interesting thing about him when you consider how brilliant the dude is

This is just complete looney tunes shit man.

Embiid had 22 points on 13 shots, five boards, three blocks, and was +6 in 23 minutes, in a game the Sixers won. And while his entire career is preceded by a giant, flashing, “IF HEALTHY” marquee, he was legitimately great in the little he’s shown so far, with the ability to turn what was otherwise a garbage Sixers…

This is misleading. Why did you not quote Embiid’s stats?

This is not a good take.

I mean, when you foul someone because you literally can’t defend them, or they’re constantly beating you to the rim, it kinda screams dominance to me.

She is a woman, not a girl. Fuck this loathsome company.