as trite and cliche as it may sound, don’t give up if that’s something you want! everyone is lovable.

I’d give anything, everything. to have a romantic partner who feels that way about me. I’ve never made it past three dates, so the idea that one person could see me and *KNOW* she wants to marry me, it just beyond conception.

I want more time sipping martinis at the Green Mill Jazz Club on Thursday nights.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“The night’s final award for Best Picture was initially announced by Warren Beatty as belonging to La La Land,...”

I take no joy in this. Despise the woman but I do feel for her children who never asked for this.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Wow. Sad! I really want to feel sorry for but can’t bring myself to do so.

from the interview: “The Lobster was interesting but a little bit weird for me”

I hate her because she tried to blame a black man for her drugged erratic driving, so her career can forever die in a dumpster fire as far as I’m concerned. May she never prosper, because that makes her trash. Plus, she’s given all sorts of chances, and I’m always like, “Why?” She’s no major talent whose artistry the…

I can’t count how many times I’ve been uncomfortable with the person sitting next to me on a plane. Everyone is packed like sardines- it’s gonna happen.

we were rooting for her WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR HER

Ariel is also a teenager, which Ms Lohan has not been able to play convincingly since Mean Girls. I’m not sure her smoker’s voice is going to be a real draw, either.

Ariel is supposed to be optimistic, and surprised by every new discovery. Lohan’s jaded eyes have seen much more scandalous thingamabobs, I assume. Doesn’t really ring true.

The Katy Perry part of the exchange wasn’t shady. The Britney response? That was shady.

this is awesome. I love this so much.

They have different reasons for doing it -- after all teenagers are major followers. However according to my 13 year old step daughter, she doesn’t want facial recognition apps automatically tagging her on social media. She wants to choose where her pictures goes. Somehow I think it’s just the ‘cool thing to do’ for a…

I had a group of friends in the late 90s (all black guys—this is relevant) who used to drive every other weekend from Sacramento to fucking Medford, Oregon, to go to an under 21 nightclub (I don’t remember if the minimum age was 18 or 16, but I think 18). When I inquired as to why in the fuck they would drive like 5…