Well that’s kind of scamming the system. I won’t tell you that you shouldn’t be dishonest and lie to a giant corporation like Amazon, but it’s not something I’d do myself either.

Oh completely. And if you look at him, you can see the muscles in his hand stand out as he yanks back against Trump. He’s not giving a damn inch.

Did you see how Trudeau was gritting his teeth when they shook hands? He hates Trump.

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

To be fair, we all wish that

This is so deliciously good.

I never said that, this blog is fake news.

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

Yeah, I have absolutely no sympathy. You married a horrible trash monster rapist because he’s rich? Have fun watching him slaver over his own daughter and getting pawed at by those tiny, tiny hands.

#FreeMelania

Reporters cannot ask him multipart questions, it makes it WAY too easy to dodge. I can’t imagine how tempting it is to ask a whole litany of questions in your one turn but the fact that he could sidestep the question about whether his staff had contact with Russia is unacceptable.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

So we’re all gonna call Toomey’s office to teach them what graphic descriptions of the menstrual cycle are like, right?

I was just having a conversation with a “friend” a couple days ago in which I expressed my disdain for an adult male human who finds menstruation “icky”.

Does Peter Thiel have beef with CBS?