I hate her because she tried to blame a black man for her drugged erratic driving, so her career can forever die in a dumpster fire as far as I’m concerned. May she never prosper, because that makes her trash. Plus, she’s given all sorts of chances, and I’m always like, “Why?” She’s no major talent whose artistry the…

I can’t count how many times I’ve been uncomfortable with the person sitting next to me on a plane. Everyone is packed like sardines- it’s gonna happen.

we were rooting for her WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR HER

Ariel is also a teenager, which Ms Lohan has not been able to play convincingly since Mean Girls. I’m not sure her smoker’s voice is going to be a real draw, either.

Ariel is supposed to be optimistic, and surprised by every new discovery. Lohan’s jaded eyes have seen much more scandalous thingamabobs, I assume. Doesn’t really ring true.

The Katy Perry part of the exchange wasn’t shady. The Britney response? That was shady.

this is awesome. I love this so much.

They have different reasons for doing it -- after all teenagers are major followers. However according to my 13 year old step daughter, she doesn’t want facial recognition apps automatically tagging her on social media. She wants to choose where her pictures goes. Somehow I think it’s just the ‘cool thing to do’ for a…

I had a group of friends in the late 90s (all black guys—this is relevant) who used to drive every other weekend from Sacramento to fucking Medford, Oregon, to go to an under 21 nightclub (I don’t remember if the minimum age was 18 or 16, but I think 18). When I inquired as to why in the fuck they would drive like 5…

Well that’s kind of scamming the system. I won’t tell you that you shouldn’t be dishonest and lie to a giant corporation like Amazon, but it’s not something I’d do myself either.

Oh completely. And if you look at him, you can see the muscles in his hand stand out as he yanks back against Trump. He’s not giving a damn inch.

Did you see how Trudeau was gritting his teeth when they shook hands? He hates Trump.

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

To be fair, we all wish that

This is so deliciously good.

I never said that, this blog is fake news.

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

He thought that being president would give him the approval he craves, but instead more people hate and disrespect him than ever.