Reporters cannot ask him multipart questions, it makes it WAY too easy to dodge. I can’t imagine how tempting it is to ask a whole litany of questions in your one turn but the fact that he could sidestep the question about whether his staff had contact with Russia is unacceptable.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

So we’re all gonna call Toomey’s office to teach them what graphic descriptions of the menstrual cycle are like, right?

I was just having a conversation with a “friend” a couple days ago in which I expressed my disdain for an adult male human who finds menstruation “icky”.

Does Peter Thiel have beef with CBS?