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I’m prone to developing stones. I’ve had kidney stones a few times, had gal stones, and the kicker? Salivary gland stones. A failed extraction attempt left me in the CCU for 2 weeks fighting an infection. The doctor made a point to show me the kit they were going to need  to use because I almost died. Fun times.

On a related note? Spending 10 minutes a day pooping a work for a full year gets you 2 paid weeks of vacation. But still, don’t hold the line.

Will not ever. I leave mine on the water fountain outside. I mean, what?!

 precisely. People fail to realize that even exercising rights has ramifications that affect the people around them. You, a single person, have a right to say what you want. The rest of us have the right to collectively ask that you be fired for creating a hostile environment. Since you insisted on doing it during

Don't burn Christmas! All those trailers and propane surrounded by the pines is a recipe for disaster.

Lawyer: You see your honor, my client couldn't have raped her because, whiskey dick. The defense rests.

Your shit story beats mine. I didn't have it in my mouth at least.

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Couldn't watch the whole thing so apologies if it was in there, but its almost too funny not to share.

Yeah, they do. So I don't understand what their rationale is. Friends tell me I should just lie but why should I do that? It's not me that's keeping vital blood out of the system.

But since I'm gay AND was in Europe during the 80's I'll still have to pour mine down the drain? Your loss.

I long for the day when Gaga succumbs to the rule of three that seems to strike celebrities every year around the summer time.

Just a couple things. Went to a place here in Boston recently that was a drag cabaret. The ratio of ladies to gay dudes was easily 2:1 and the place didn't seem to mind. My guess is that if it weren't for the bachelorette parties they'd essentially make no money. Secondly, it is a very good idea to research any place

Hey little girl, come look at my puppies.

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Ridiculous? Yes. Necessary? Apparently so.

Pot isn't a criminal offense here in MA. I prefer it to drinking and have every right to enjoy it. The problem is, if I smoked 3 weeks ago I could get denied a job, but someone who snorts coke with any regularity WOULD get it. That's a problem. It must be nice to live in such a black and white world.

Pot is decriminalized here in MA and I prefer it to drinking really. I don't smoke every day or every week, but there's worse things out there companies should screen for. The fact that some schmuck who may not smoke weed but snorts coke everyday could get a job but the occasional pot smoker gets burned is pretty

RE: The Newly weds, I think Jerry would approve.