I'd own the shit out of District 12 and sell some coal.

I am grateful that Amelie takes time out of her busy schedule to do this. Sucking the life out an already stagnant sitcom is taxing work. I mean it's about people working at a paper company. Half the job is done right there.You'd think that's easy.  The other 50% of life sucking effort involves new material regarding…

I stopped watching in 1997.  I got as bored as Dave looks behind the desk. No wonder he was fucking interns all over the place. Unless he wants to do the Dave Chappelle move, he's trapped.

You know Arsenio is operating on a whole other level when even Teresa is stunned into silence. She's got a real short fuse. The way she went after Debbie Gibson is how she is, confrontational and belligerent.  He really did pick Aubrey apart in a way that was masterful. The fact that she tried to turn it around like…

I finally got my Teresa vs ____ fight I've been waiting for all season. Debbie Gibson ran into the same brick wall anyone who dares criticize Teresa will come across, and that's Teresa's refusal of accountability. I didn't know that this was going to be the opening act.

I loved that show when I was in my early teens. Now all I can remember is Spewy throwing up and then getting eaten.

Where can I get some camomile flavored "Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Vodka"?

I would say getting parodied on SNL is not the end all, be all for the zeitgeist. I would say that if SNL had any cultural relevance left. Honestly Howard Stern ripping Ashton Kutcher a new asshole over the show was way better then the pranks. Apparently A-Rod got punked and he refused to sign the release. Now that's…

I still find it curious that the violent response from the victim is suicide rather then aggravated assault or murder. From personal experience, I can tell you that there is a climate for victims where anything they do makes their situation worse. Rat the kids out, it gets worse. Fight back, now you are in trouble for…

This was painfully bad. I give it a D. They had an idea but their 6 day production schedule prevented anything truly coherent from coming out of the writers' room.  Also G-MEN FOR LIFE!. Brady can go cry in his California mansion on his supermodel wife while Bradying. Giants WIN the Super Bowl.

"Monstering" is a good term. I think that's what Gawker Media does on a daily basis, and they "monsterize" Rupert Murdoch. I think it's ironic that they use a tactic of someone they clearly despise. It's also what the left and right do to their targets every day. Every political enemy is made into a monster. So I…

I was thinking that the Wachowskis would be the only directors/producers that could ever make a good Gundam movie.  I am hoping it's that.

Boston Sports Radio was spitting blood over the commercialization of the Red Sox, including this show. They just see it as John Henry fleecing the fans, and the Red Sox taking advantage of Red Sox Nation. I guarantee you that they'd rather have a good 4th starter then have this to watch. I will have a good laugh if…

At what point do the other women revolt against Aubrey, Lisa, and Debbie?  How many losses can they lead the women to before Teresa just loses it. It's incredible that Teresa has been so passive during this whole thing. She's a mad dog killer.

He was supposed to get someone else fired so he could earn money from his charity. Duh. Very few celebrities have the balls to do this. I thought Adam might. He did stand up to Trump pretty well. Too bad he didn't prioritize staying on the show over some sense of honor. We were robbed of the Carolla/Lampanelli war at…

It's interesting that for all the griping in the recap, no mention is given to Jon's reaction to hearing that Susan fucked The Glaze. He was basically amused, and seemed over the lady that has rejected his advances.

I've heard this guy's voice. It's nowhere near what ODB sounded like.

I kind of want to see this. Maybe Monday afternoon before the teens show up in their tricked out Honda Civics, and try to one up each other over who has the hottest ringtones.

Last season was bad. This season, is good so far. Two episodes that were entertaining is a great start. A South Park team free of distractions is a wonderful thing. It's ironic that Stan was pestering Dean to kill himself when Stan's Grandpa had been asking Stan to kill him for years. The low-ball offers were spot on.…

Willie sounds just like T-Pain. I kept expecting him to say "Brownish is my favorite damn color!". I agree with how scripted everything seemed. I mean you can't really fake being swamp people, but all the stunts… Especially the order screwing up that went on… They'd be as dead as their duck targets in the water if…