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Just because it's happening doesn't mean they won't throw out the existing cast. Honestly it's the best thing they could do at this point for every one. Snooki is going to be 3rd trimester by the time they start filming in late July. If they don't ditch the current cast now, then is going to be a real race to the

They did this challenge last year. I kind of love that All and Ocelo asked for viral videos, and the FAIL that is the interpretation of the request. They just end up being commercials for the product. A viral video is that fat guy firing an automatic weapon or Maru jumping in a box. They are short and have WTF

Finally we are getting into the comic book craziness of this story. That little scene is the turn, hopefully. That screen grab is so bad ass. That image is so beyond what comic book adaptations usually allow into the script.  I hope they don't water it down. Otherwise it's basically Galactus as a storm cloud all over

Are people still invested in whether or not Erin and Andy get back together? Were they ever? When do any of the characters sell any paper?

The guy that got murdered from the Wang Chos already bore the mark of shame. His loss wasn't all that critical. It's funny that they were doing Tai-Chi and some randos called them out for protecting a sandwich humper in Chinese. I want to know what was on that utility belt The Glaze wore, or why his nostrils weren't

Although this is an interesting article about liberal hypocrisy, I couldn't care less about anyone in it. None of this effects my life in the slightest.  I'd be disappointed only if I was attending that dinner because Louis C.K. is entertaining.

The Flintstones is the wrong HB property. The Jetsons are where it's at and MacFarlane can crib off of Futurama.

Adam's off the show, and for that reason? What a pussy! I was really looking forward to watching him eviscerate one of the women in the later rounds. I thought he had some balls.

I've got a feeling that the zombie insta-conversion is due to them drinking that well water. The one with the zombie that got stuck in it and was torn apart. Well it's either that or Hell is full and the dead are coming back to life as a result.

Any woman who is 30 years old and has daddy pay her bills is a loser. I don't care how glamorous a lifestyle they lead, or how much they blow at the mall. They are worthless trash that mooch. The parents are so weak that the only way they can get them out of the house is to marry them off.

So what's the point of having a lap band surgically installed, if you are just going to blow up like a hot air balloon in less then a year? Don't get it. Fat isn't a chronic disease. He lives in a town that makes it super easy to adhere to strict fitness regimens. How did he bust the band anyway? I have a relative who

Amy Schumer was kind of sexy this episode. She did a great job with the character. Eugene Mirman must be 400 pounds already. He really needs to lose weight. What's missing from the description of Sergei watching the make up sex was that he made them do it at double gunpoint.

This episode was perhaps the most preposterous. Last week's episode was more my cup of tea. This was just ridiculous (in a bad way) even though the supporting cast was pretty good here.

"I should be able to express moral views on social issues," Cameron
continued, "especially those that have been the underpinning of Western
civilization for 2,000 years— without being slandered, accused of hate
speech, and told from those who preach ‘tolerance’ that I need to
either bend my beliefs to their moral

I bought the album when it came out because of the single. It is one of the many albums I have bought and later regretted because the rest was shit. It's because of this bait and switch in the 90s that I am glad that everything has gone to hell for the music industry.

I could have written a better story around this premise. The whole first season would have led up to this last ditch effort to save the Earth.

I haven't gotten to watch this yet, but I think this whole series is a passive-aggressive swipe at Stanger. It seems like Zaslow actually does the job of matchmaking here in New York City.. If you've watched Millionaire Matchmaker, then you know that Patty is a miserable bitch who hates her professional life. I'll

The thing is, that since David is emancipated, Jon doesn't have access to David's money any more. So unless Midnight Munchingtons and his tapes for babies are keeping him in the cash, his ass is going to be broke pretty soon.

I like that Sergei's "childish" pranks are just as psychotic as the rest of his actions. Really, he kidnaps "Helen" to murder her in front of Yvgeny. Then he shreds 250,000 in cash just because Yvgeny opened a distillery that makes Camomile and Nacho Cheese flavored vodka. I noticed that Steve Cirbus was clean shaven

I am going to pretend to be one of those focus group people with insane ideas. So here it is. Next season, new office. Get away from this group of people. It's over for them. Second idea, get away from all the love triangles. Third, have Amelie Gillette actually contribute something entertaining.