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Tracey's character is now literally a 10 year old, who is very tired. I wonder if that's Tracey Morgan's choice as an actor, or if he's literally just reading his lines with the least amount of effort one would require before all hell would break loose.

That Reed Kid is totally my "Vote For the Worst" pick. If he's on, I'm watching and voting. Eben is the official VFTW pick. I turned the show off before it finished because honestly, who gives a shit? If you took a drink every time a judge told someone "I love you", you'd be dead. I did get to see Stephen Tyler expose

Shoot this show in the head. No one cares any more. Maybe they can get another big name actor to play another character with a stupid name.

Adam Sandler probably doesn't care. His movies still make money. Since the point of these shitfests is to get every one paid on the studio's dime, things are going swimmingly without the critical respect.

"Jewish York City" was my favorite bit just because Jon suspected that his camera man might be anti-Semitic for a hot second. I didn't think this was as strong an episode as the last two. That's primarily because The Glaze and Wang Chos were limited. Every time The Glaze talks to David, it's to defend Jon's insanity

I just realized that The Office has become a thinly disguised fiction version of The Real Word. Not the 1990s one, The 2011 version where all the tension comes from which cast members are going to "hook up". Basically the circumstances are all the same except the cast for The Office has been static for what 8 years? 

Pam's graffiti mural in the stall was probably the visual gag of the whole show. Yes it beats out whoozit shaving a rooster. That came out of nowhere and looked awesome. Archer makes me miss Jon Benjamin Has A Van. That bit where he bought a Staples polo on eBay and then hung out in Staples was hilarious. "Oh… I don't

I am done with Aziz Ansari's "Tom Haverford" and the fraudulent baller schtick. It's not cute anymore because it's hammy. The episodes are now written so we come to the "Tom's man-child philosophy of the episode" feature.  I am over it. I don't buy him and Ann as a couple because Ann totally shows nothing but contempt

Curb the waaaambulance about AMPAS. Oscars aren't about being just. The show itself is about TV ratings. They are selling your eyeballs to advertisers. So get that idea that people should be rewarded by AMPAS for hard work. It's not going to happen, ever. How else did Mo'Nique win an Oscar for literally 2 minutes of

What happened to Conan was terrible, and Leno should rot in Hell. But you know what, I am so over talk shows.  It's the same format every night across the board. They might get 1-3 rating points tops. Who cares? Every night it's same shit. Conan seems like he's the only one who cares to at least entertain.

Arsenio Hall really came off as desperate last night.  What's missing from this recap is that Paul Teutel Sr got one person to donate 305,000 dollars. One person!!! So while that's awesome, it makes a mockery of the who enterprise. Why even bother going throw the whole process if one phone call can secure that kind of

That scene with Arden Myrin's tit' flailing about was a great punchline on the love montage. The Glaze was really funny this episode. I love his bad sweaters, bloated appearance, and forever red nostrils. That montage of him saying things for the pitch meeting was insane. The Wang Chos are funny as hell too. The

See you in hell Leonard or Magnitude.

They probably wanted to see that bar scene. Can't imagine there was only one farm in town though.

Did I miss something here? I ended up watching most of this last night and have already forgotten most of what I saw. I did like the Quirky girl bit because the women really committed to the characters. It wasn't just Samberg in a wig not even pretending to not crack up.

This is only worth watching if we get to see Kevin Smith eat and shop for clothes. I want to know where he gets those hideous tents (shaped like hockey jerseys) made, and jorts in 2012. Red State was amazing. I hope he lives to make more movies like that.

I feel like an intervention could have saved her life. Of course that's based on wild speculation about the cause of her death. It couldn't have hurt, regardless.

I loved everything about this episode. Perhaps the most absurd part is how Jon was in agony when David's new mattress came in. The second most absurd thing is how Sergei double barrels Pavel, and just walks on to the street with both guns out, showered in his blood. No one on the street reacts to any of it. The bit

I need to listen to someone defend the indefensible. The Phantom Menace was expertly dissected by Mr. Plinkett. I still remember watching it in May of 1999 in a theater, being let down. I think the whole theater felt that way. We didn't know what we had just watched. The best I could say was it was a technical

They are doing this to squeeze in more tributes to Gone With The Wind. I am still not over that. After they got Hathaway and Franco for a younger audience, they pay tribute to a 70 year old movie about slave owners.