I hope they cast Jackie from Jackie's Packie off of route 34, near Danvers. She like's Papa Gino's pasta. It's so sticky.

This validates my playing Skyrim between 11:30pm and 1am EST. I watched the WWHL with the 3 ladies that aren't Kristen Wiig. God, if that wasn't Exhibit A of Eddie Brill's comments about female comics. I honestly think there has to be some sort of threat of cancelation to make the show funny again consistently.…

There is no doubt that this show was amusing, but how many times is Leslie going to help Ann with some crisis? Or vice-versa? They've done this plot 300 times already. I dub it the "Super Best Friend in Peril" plot.  I feel like Aziz Ansari is doing his best Chris Tucker impersonation with how he plays Tom. Well Chris…

A B? Seriously? Have you seen the trailers where John Krasinski says lines? The ones where he puts even less effort into emoting then he does with "Jim" on The Office? The actors in Birdemic and The Room put more effort into it then he does. I am hoping that this is what kept it from being an A.

Those jerks in pod 6 are going to be pissed off. I hope Captain Murphy was interviewed about his fear of the plague. Or, the value of his tasty-bake oven.

I want to see The Wicker Man but it isn't streaming. Waaaaah. Bees!

I couldn't care less. Let those snubbed pick the fights. It's their problem, not the public's. I don't need AMPAS to validate my likes and dislikes with their crummy award.

This seems like it's going to be one of those ceremonies… The kind that seems like a death rattle for the excess of the ceremony.

They keep booking him. Wonder why…

We've reached the "Hell's Kitchen" point of repetition, where they don't even try to innovate some new twist to the show. They'll shovel out the same shit as long as they can get those kinds of numbers. I am probably not going to watch until the final 12 because I couldn't give two shits about some sob stories that…

I read that NYT article where everyone gushes over George and his "naive" movies. Apparently this movie really is for boys between 11-15 years old. Or as Mr. Plinkett would say, he makes movies for babies. Lucas had to pay for everything out of pocket for this movie because no one wanted to touch it with a 10 foot…

I didn't know the San Fernando Valley is part of Los Angeles. Los Angeles sure is going to miss all the tax revenue and jobs Porn provides.

It didn't help that the end of The Sopranos left the audience disappointed, and immediately ready to bitch about it. John From Cincinnati just added more disappointment for anyone that bothered to stick around afterward.

This is the reel for the Emmys and BAFTAs. Amazing stuff. Effortless.

I read the Gawker coverage of this. I don't think they mentioned that Brill is still the warm up act.  Then again what the fuck do they care about journalistic integrity? Their chief editor posted an article about who he'd fuck from the Real Housewives.

Fallon's show still stinks. I can't remember a time where I chose to watch it over something like a rerun of American Pickers, or Aqua Teen Hunger Force. When I first heard he got the gig, it was surprising because I thought his career was over. Justin Long had replaced him as the new model. It kind of makes me wonder…

I think the animated sequence in Kill Bill was Production I.G.'s worst work to date. But that may be due to Quentin Tarantino's vision of the art style. If they had done it with the same gloss as FLCL, produced around the same time, it would have been outstanding.

I could relate to the BSG mania as I think I watched Death Note in the same way over a weekend.

I think The Killing really takes place in modern day Skyrim. If it turned out that was the real twist, people would really like the show. As it stands now, Rubicon is the show that got away.

That's all MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice had to show for their work. Both are now broke as hell. Jim Carrey will never get the same respect as a legend like Steve Martin.