I think the most important thing to remember is that Mulaney is clearly a cartoon mouse who got turned into a human by a curse of some kind.

And I *WANT* that shirt.

Do you imagine it’s just one weird ass shirt sewn together? Because I do.

I mean, I’m with you and all on your point that things are never that simple but I’m willing to overlook subtleties just to have that photo posted on every Tim Allen article even if the article is about how he’s had a change of heart and is now the president of a reborn International Workers of the World union.  We…

EITHER WEAR THE JACKET OR DON’T, FRANK. 

It’s fine, you’re not dating him.

honestly this is kinda average stuff for a comedian

I could have been a great show, but it needed MORE POOWER!!

Yes, I think it would. What’s funny is that all of the people who are like “he’s a rat who squeaked in order to not go to jail” act as if they wouldn’t have done the same thing. It’s kind of like the guys who call professional athletes “pussies” from the safety of their Barcalounger but would fawn over them and ask…

No. But it would collapse into nothingness if we didn’t post this photo of, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

And if it weren’t for me, you’d have no one. You’re welcome.

*The Great Gazoo appears in Tim Allen’s jail cell*

“Kalamazoo!” sounds like something that little green alien from The Flintstones would shout.

And made out with Sammy Davis Jr.

Sensible, really. Jay Leno has been burnt by the car restoration game one too many times. 

my god why not include both?  Maybe they live as confirmed womanizing bachelors in his apartment building and come over for beers in the evening with Tim

Oh, shit, forgot Pain and Gain, which was FAR better than it should’ve been.

It’s that Barsanti’s not good at it.

Meh. There’s always a place for family films, and he has made enough success to where he can make a bunch of family films that are just box office bombs or quickly forgotten on streaming. I guess for him personally, he just wants to contribute giving those audiences an option.

He’s 52 and he’s from Boston - he should be playing someone’s great-grandfather at this point.