First place: A Caddy

WINDOWS ARE FOR CLOSERS!!!

Meadows taught faith and physical education at Donda.

Fentanyl is only a problem *because* of prohibition. If Michael K. Williams could have purchased pure heroin, held to FDA standards, from a brick-and-mortar shop like the ones where most Americans can now buy cannabis, he would have done so.

Lucky I’m not white.

I am not sure that “it’s a windowless building” is necessarily worse than “the windows are just open, so insects, birds, and raccoons can just get in whenever”.  Like I’d clearly prefer to live in the former, but maybe school is different.

You see a lot of yourself in Kanye, I’ll bet.

God, you’re pathetic. I hope one day you will find something that brings actual joy and meaning to your sad little existence. Unless stalking and harrassing people you had a slight disagreement with on a media website completely fulfills you. If that’s the case, more power to you. Consider this my last reply to you.

Ita weird to find myself on the side of copyright but this seems to be pretty much cut and dried.

A place deliberately designed without windows.. that’s a casino.

I'm a people, and we didn't want another Joker.

“Please sir, I want some glass."

It’s gonna be glorious - it always is when the terminally-online types try doing what they do online in the real world. 

He doesn’t like glass because it’s just processed sand. And as we all know about sand, it’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Yeah, call me when she’s got a spiraling addiction to shoe polish that culminates with her marrying her cousin while forgetting to divorce other cousin first.

She’s the biggest star in the world. Can’t she afford a whole outfit?

And that’s not even the 5th weirdest thing about him.

I like the original version of this song specifically because of its unabashed meanness combined with the rapid-fire music accompaniment. There’s a nasty authenticity to it, which I’m sure the redo will smooth out for image control purposes.

Law & Order: Swiftie Unit