Listen up:
cramyourname
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The pints are only $85 on Amazon!
Cyclists are the enemy, you see.
“Beard...too...heavy....can’t...hold up....head...”
At 30 feet I put my right hand up for a fist bump and point at it with my left. The whole way I’m just pointing at it, at about 15 feet I start nodding repeatedly and slightly tilting my head as if to say, “You know what this is about!” and then we bump fists and keep walking.
My favorite baby food is Blueberry Buckle, which seems to be discontinued and recontinued every so often.
Brene Brown talks about this a lot in her books. It’s called a slash career. You don’t have to define yourself solely by the activities that produce income. It's okay to play.
I totally agree. I work in IT, I am fortunate enough that I don’t hate it. When I started I loved it. I a manage a local computer repair shop and have realized that while I enjoy it it is barely paying the bills. I decided to see what else was out there, and applied for a position with a multinational non-profit. I…
Okay that’s hilarious.
A little late, but I agree with “cramyourname” below (above?). A short, 1 sentence summary isn’t bad, but mostly pointless. I can get a summary by skimming your work history. There are three main things that will help you immensely if you’re applying for a job with me:
Yuga Khan, Yuga Khan,...
A-feckin-men. Give me the facts of what you did. As short as possible. Don’t write a novel. If I want you to elaborate, I’ll ask. Anything too cutesy is immediately sent to file 13.
1. Rush ≠Metal
Your pretty rude, but I do understand why.
Also, a “hole saw” (lol) is generally used to drill a hole through something, not to hollow out a blind hole.
“It’s also worth pointing out that the demo only offered the man’s perspective, so I hope the final library is less gender normative.”
Editor status at any Gawker, inc subsidiary now comes with a $422,909 “contribution” required. And a job length expectation of 1.5 months.
This script is broken for me. Every time I try to run this, there’s a bug where I then have to inject my opinions about Linux into every non-Linux conversation. If anyone else runs into the same problem I had, modify the LinuxEvangelist.sh file to add the following line at the end:
I would’ve named her Rorschach.