Fuck it.  Can’t get the image to work.

Hey, I’m replying to this old post because Kinja doesn’t have private messages and I kind of want to keep this off everyone’s radar. I’m hoping you can dismiss my comment after you respond, if you choose to respond. It’s cool if you don’t want to, but I’m at the end of my rope because of a percocet addiction my…

Sorry, wrong person.

Maybe you got a weaker one. I’ve had multiple Foodsavers and it happens with every one of them. I didn’t invent the freezer thing on my own; it’s a known thing you’ll read about if you google a little.

Maybe you got a weaker one. I’ve had multiple Foodsavers and it happens with every one of them. I didn’t invent the…

This is an honest question: is stereo separation just not a thing anymore? Do these speakers attempt to emulate it somehow, like those soundbars that attempt to emulate surround sound? If so, do these smart speakers do a better job at actually achieving the thing they’re trying to emulate? I have yet to hear a sound…

Except that for the vast majority of people who enter into relationships, a partner’s infidelity is going to cause some amount of emotional damage, like SimuLord said. Emotional damage is a risk you take when entering into any relationship, and sometimes can’t be helped (say it just doesn’t work out; that hurts like…

Ummm...the facial recognition in the new iPHone uses IR. It doesn’t care if you wear glasses, and even works through some sunglasses. It’s likely that if/when facial recognition goes mainstream, it will use technology like this.

If they show up with edible panties, it’s not abuse.

Yes. Because she is ugly.

The real question is this: what was your handle on svrider?

Would he grip the ball with his mouth or his paws? Makes a difference to excitement level, need to know before I can star you.

Hurdling down the interstate

It’s an integral part of my sartorial presentation.

Yeah, no one is assuming you’re a nazi just because you shave your head. That’s never happened to you and it’s not going to. Having a shaved head is entirely mainstream and normal.

You think of statutory rape incorrectly. It means “even if willing, the raped person was not considered, by statute*, able to consent.” It doesn’t mean “I didn’t ask,” because even if you did and got a yes, you could still be in the wrong.

Ipconfig release/renew does not “reset your internet connection.” It has nothing specifically to do with the Internet, and it doesn’t reset anything. It tells your network adapter(s) to stop using any IP addresses and related info they’ve acquired via DHCP, and to ask the network for new (or permission to keep using…

And the worst editing, which is saying something.

Steam them:

I tried to reply to you but got Kinja-ed.

There is lactose-free milk: