If you “define failure in your own words” you will piss off any interviewer who is asking this question to actually hear the answer. When we ask you something, we do it for a reason, and if you use anything like any of the suggested “definitions” here, we will notice that you are attempting to subtly change the…

Oh, so you _may_ have some skill within a very narrow area directly related to this job, but you can’t even understand why this question is applicable, and will be the kind of pedant/know-it-all/jerk we have to hide from clients, C-level, maybe even other team members?

Are you saying Wunderlist or Todoist lacks true subtask support? I thought Todoist actually was okay for subtasks; they’re full tasks you can move between levels, aren’t they?

Truth. “Pet project” is not a manly thing to say, cats and dogs are just cats and dogs, and the verb makes a real man think more of “heavy petting” than rubbing his hand on a cat. A feline, I mean. It’s not a euphemism.

Not enough “boom” in this one. Need more “boom.”

This is not bad, but I think John Spencer did it better.

Oh, ok. Well, just so you know, I had no problem with what you said. I just wanted to add to it. No criticism.

Muchas gracias.

I like that wallpaper on your home laptop. Care to share it?

There may be some confusion. I was calling valley-of-the-uncanny-preserves out for his SUV comparison in the second part of my post. Now I wonder if, due to the magic of Kinja, he was not the OP and only looked to me like the OP.

And also by losing control, and causing drivers to panic and lose control. I get what you’re saying about how they damage the rep of responsible riders, and it’s legit, but they also have day-of, on-the-ground consequences, and they’re fuckheads for dragging other people into taking such risks with them.

Cuisnart cookware is good stuff that’s often overlooked. Works well, costs less. If you haven’t, check out their enameled cast iron stuff, too. Just like Cuisinart stainless costs less but works just as well as All-Clad, Cuisinart enameled cast iron costs less but works just as well as Le Creuset.

How ironic that Gawker blog Deadspin would report on this. Somewhere Alanis Morissette is having that “goose walked over my grave” feeling.

Duh...hah...uh...I think one party is objectively right and is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than the other party because I’m the dumbest fucking thing in the universe and also an asshole and derrrrr....just to make it worse I also don’t realize how stupid I am and so I make a fool of…

There’s a whole thread of very good information in response to Timothy Burke’s dumb, knee-jerk assertion about the deficit. If we’re doing politics now, why not ungrey those people? Are you afraid of them because any one of them is smarter than 1o Timothy Burkes? Because they challenge your “I’m objectively correct…

You know, I think I’m just about done with all of Gawker. Deadspin and Jalopnik held out for awhile, but now every single Gawker site does that thing where the writers just assume liberalism is known to be the way , the truth, and the light, and is objectively better than conservatism or whatever else, and then use…

It is. You’ll see wifi and bt apps; get the bt one, it’s supposed to be more complete.

It is. You’ll see wifi and bt apps; get the bt one, it’s supposed to be more complete.

Like almost everything in life, the answer is, actually, to never be honest. There is that un-written don’t-badmouth-a-current/previous-employer rule, and it’s stupid, but it exists. So when people are hiring, if they hear you do it, they conclude that you can’t even manage to follow a simple rule everything knows,…

Drone + Good VR setup + intuitive controls so it feels like I’m flying just by aiming my hands or something. That’s what I want.

Drone + Good VR setup + intuitive controls so it feels like I’m flying just by aiming my hands or something. That’s…

This is like...I mean...