Then her signature sucks. Next time can she maybe just sign with an "X"?

The Crossfitters I know will tell you that the group thing helps a lot. I don't do it myself, but from talking to people who do, it sounds like there's a big emphasis on pulling for each other and patting each other on the back. Which, honestly, sounds just fine and like it _would_ help a lot of people to stick to a…

This car analogy sucks. The car is not acting like a helmet. I don't actually know much about sports helmets, but in, say, a motorcycle helmet, the outer hard shell is there to protect in the way any hard barrier would. Under that is a layer of expanded polystyrene whose purpose is to slow the deceleration of the…

Generic prescription meds will have the same stuff in them, but will often be produced to less exacting standards, resulting in more erratic dosing on a pill-by-pill basis, and sometimes in less reliable absorption/metabolization by the body. You will actually typically find pharmacists refusing generic subs when the…

Trying to save time often leads to a drill bit through the toe. If the thing on the ladder can cause damage, break, or hurt someone, it's dumb to try to save time by leaving them up there while you move the ladder.

Google the phrase "measuring tool." There are a lot of them. It's commonly accepted. You are indeed a tool and your name sucks because you are not in any way witty.

Carrying a ladder with stuff on it, whether is has holes, holsters, or whatnot, is dumb. You will get hurt doing it, or break your tools, or damage your work, or damage something other than your work, or hurt someone else, or hurt the family pet.

He started typing those "Nopes" as soon as he got to the "Jezebel" part of the URL. He didn't even see the part about butt holes.

Doesn't work:

When walking, pick your feet up off the ground instead of sliding them along it. You may find that you trip less often.