here’s my resume guys i even wrote it in wordpad

Will you tell them that their job is secure enough to buy a new truck with payments, then fire them and disappear them down the memory hole as soon as they take delivery?

Fires Sean. Posts position for new writer on Jelopnic. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Does anyone else see the hilarious irony in Captain America driving an SUV made by Ze Germans?!

It’s because of this,

When IROC made its way to IMS in 1998, the barrier got its first true test. Driver Arie Luyendyk smacked the PEDS-protected wall, which did as it was supposed to do—bounced right back. Luyendyk’s car bounced back as well, sailing directly into oncoming traffic and littering debris from the soft wall across the track:

You ever notice that “unpopular” opinions are almost always middle-of-the-road?

Unpopular opinion: zoos done right are ok. Yes the animal is sacrificing something for our gain, and that is a sad truth and one we should tell our children and always be aware of, but a zoo with a focus on conservancy and education rather than a focus in fun and silliness is a worthwhile thing, in my opinion.

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

I’m the wrong guy to ask, my pants are usually a little....tight.

That sounds like the most fascinatingly hipster sporting event since fixie racing. Sign me up!

A 3 on 1 and your husband just hit the dirt?
If she was trained she’d already be dropping her first mag and reaching for the backup

Don’t raise a gun unless you plan to kill someone. Her finger belonged on the trigger as long as they were near BMW guy.

And without that gun, you might still be on the ground getting the shit beat out of you by 3 guys in body armor and metal/carbon fiber/hard plastic gloves.

Is it really a parallel twin or did you mean to say L-twin?

Should I give up my dream of putting a GSXR front end and CBR600RR swing arm on my ‘88 Hawk GT and just get a Scrambler? (I already have all the parts for the GSXR front end, I just need to build a workshop now.)

Is it really priced low enough compared to the…

Were you trying to hide his plate?

How many blowjobs did Lorenzo give you for all that bullshit you guys pulled last season?

Read the article, sjw. That’s not why they are angry...

S1000RR is so overated. Save yourself $12k and buy a low mile 2005 GSXR1000 off Craigslist. Much better bike.

No, you’re right. They’re both definitely motorcycles.