When you say drill out the rivets, are you actually drilling into them and with one of those bit that you use when you round off a screw head by accident?

You dropped it, ran out of gas, and reported a fluff piece.

My grandma gets out of the carwash because the noises scare her. Do the giant octopus tentacles trigger your autism?

+1 for Buicks. The V8 supercharger in my Regal give me too many giggles and I don’t want to buy a new car ever, just keep repairing this one

I spend my days shitposting so I can only give you the top 10 cars that look like President Donald Trump as a fluff piece.

Did he go for a rattlecan paint job or go to Maaco?

I misread the title as VAPORWAVE.

A 3 on 1 and your husband just hit the dirt?
If she was trained she’d already be dropping her first mag and reaching for the backup

If they released this just for the A2 license holders across the pond, why did they keep it air cooled and how much longer will they have before EURO4 ruins their fun?

Pure Cancer.

More importantly, if Lorenzo goes. Who will take the Yamaha spot? Who can clash with Rossi? Anyone from WSB or Moto2?

You know, if they just made the character and didn’t blare it from the loudspeaker “LOOKS SHES TRANS” and let players find out for themselves, no one would really care. They would just go along with it because its part of the game.

Did everyone up and forget when Rossi jumped from Honda to Yamaha?

They are mad cause they have to throw on a $600 fart can to make their 4cyl sound good and your quirky little machine comes out looking flash as hell naturally

Look up the Kawasaki W800, Yamaha SR400, Honda CB1100, Suzuki Tu-250 or any of the Triumph lines. Those are clean looking machines with none hassle of owning a bike no one makes parts for anymore.

I haven’t seen the British flag stretched that thin since the colonies revolted!