For the love of God please let Derek Fisher still be on the roster when they next meet the Red Sox, so he can go up against relief pitcher Matt Barnes.

EmPhaSis, but it was on the wrong SyllAble

And enjoy any high level sports game.

His random capitalization kills me

Can I change this to Odor Eats It?

Mike, obviously.

You may like iOS, but it is by no means “superior in almost all regards”. In fact, it is inferior in all regards for me. And I do, in fact, deny that Apple phones run better these days out of the box when compared to same tier devices in real world usage.

Belichick always liked to use two tight ends too

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war. There is nothing good or glorious about it. Yet Trump has to wave his dick around, which will only get a lot of good people killed. He already dropped a MOAB in the middle of a diplomatic crisis with Russia, signaling that he will go all the way up to using nuclear weapons,…

That seems like it would be incredibly unhealthy. Could that cause any real damage?

I am pretty sure that is Ted Cruz.

His parents must be delightful people

Somebody get this man a Playboy subscription!

when canada elected a communist as king of the north

You’re wrong. Next!

When your campaign is predicated on idea the country is a dystopian hellhole, you turn into a bitter elderly aunt who is strangely validated by every shitty story on the 11 PM local news.

26 conversions in A.D. 46!

Did you kill your previous user ID, just so that you could register that name?