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Whoa!! The scratches in the right rear suggest this might actually be my old car! Those are not the speakers I had, but otherwise, it is either my car or its twin. I wonder if it was registered in Texas about 8 years ago? If it is my car, I want it back. I made a terrible mistake selling it [before the bubble].

my retirement plan is entirely based on the assumption that I won't see a penny of social security.

This smells like organized crime. Not to get all tin-foily but this is the EXACT thing the Anti-Uber crowd would need to help get it crushed. I would bet this driver was a shill, paid to pull this stunt and possibly do the time.

It looks like a Kia.

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Automated boning systems. An entire factory floor full of knives and spinning blades designed to remove flesh from carcasses in the most efficient manner possible.

Looks more like a Bentley Continental GT to me. But this is a black car in a bad video and picture. You can't really judge a car until you see it in person.

You are spot on. Whomever did the research for this document knows EXACTLY who they are targeting. It isn't the bearded hipster playing the harmonica on his unicycle. Its the social media manager that tweeted about him.

Look, I can't stand hipsters as much as the next metalhead. But this is brilliant marketing. You see, around 10 years ago when the modern variant of the hipster first came to be, these creatures were all frugal, bike-loving types. However, in the last 5 years, young urban professionals started mimicking them and

Reminds me of Tim Doyle's "King of Crabs". Tim's work is awesome.

I trust Ford to actually produce a drool worthy design about as much as I trust Ford. Which is a little bit more than GM, and about 1000% less than Infiniti, and I don't trust those bastards any more at all. Still, if the Eagles are doing this well this late in the season, anything is possible....but let's face the

A "Texas Themed Party"? That is such a weird concept.