This car will sell itself.

Exactly what I said? They perform fine for the first couple of years then completely fall apart. The are riddled with expensive, or nearly impossible to repair, systems.

I cannot tell if you are trolling or not? While MB doesn't have the worst near-term reliability, the last 15 years have been apocalyptic in terms of their overall long term reliability and cost of maintenance. My father's E class (2005) is such a tremendous pile of garbage is it relegated to ranch work now, so the…

This guy isn't just cool, he is smart. Most NFL players end up broke, and running backs don't exactly have long careers. If he holds onto most of his cash, he can leave with enough money to do something when he is done at the NFL.

If you could do us a favor and just not move to Austin, I would appreciate it. Californians are like roaches here in Austin. We accept that you are part of our life, but I'll be damned if I want any more of you crawling around here.

Holy hell. Our robot overlords will be very efficient when processing us in the thermal de-polymerization factories.

I hear the government is working on anti-tiger rocks too. I look forward to these helping up keep our flight tiger-free. You know, for safety.

I assume you are just troll baiting, right? You are not really this childish and stupid?

Is it a success? It seems all of those were mistakenly packed. Possession of weapon hardly equates to an intention to commit a crime. Is that capture rate any better than when the government wasn't running the checkpoints? And as far as a deterrent, I think the armored doors and the unforgiving passengers are doing…

You really think someone that donates a large sum of money to charity has no brains? These auctions occur all the time. Wine, cars, art, etc. Everyone "overpays". The goal is to create a fun event that raises money for a charity.

Anyone that cannot master even the most basic of grammatical skills probably should not go around calling anyone a moron. That said, I have flown out of plenty of regional airports where the TSA were as bad, if not worse, than those found in major hubs.

If you read the LA Times article, it says the TSA claimed it was not because she couldn't speak, it was because all of the IDs were expired or invalid. Now, in theory, this doesn't actually matter either, it just means you have additional screenings (people loose wallets when traveling all the time) so I don't know…

I love a good sleeper, but this thing crosses well into narcoleptic levels of boring for the exterior.

Ya, I see more bentley than anything else. Were I in this tax bracket, I would pick an off-lease GT V8 over a new S63 coupe.

The only way this happens is if they charge more for the rag top. Call it the AMG Blue series. Lightweight alloys, lightweight bucket seats, some carbon diffusers and a cloth top. Make it a prestige thing and suddenly the soft-top is a badge of honor.

You don't just roll up on National Instruments in their own back yard and not expect some violent party crashers. NI does not take kindly to folks invading their industrial automation turf.

That is pretty much what he is doing. I promise you no giga-factory is coming to Hutto. This is just Tesla rubbing it in our (Texas) faces. Beyond that, Texas is already the number two sales state for Tesla, after California. If Tesla can continue to successfully pursue their direct sales model, in 10 years this…

Ever had a sick kid at 3 in the morning? All of you people saying how silly this is sound exactly like the whole "Why would I need to play games/take photos/browse the web on my phone" folks from 2006.

You are spot on. Whomever did the research for this document knows EXACTLY who they are targeting. It isn't the bearded hipster playing the harmonica on his unicycle. Its the social media manager that tweeted about him.

You got lucky. Our Sync is nothing but unreliable garbage. It often takes 3-4 attempts to pair, and it won't pair with some phones. Voice control? I might was well be saying "play blutooth audio" in Dutch for all it can tell. My biggest problem? It offers headaches, a poor user experience, it takes longer to do…