Very misleading headline. Completely agree with this statement. Seems as though the author is writing an article mostly defending their choice to live alone to a person who never really asked the question.

Glad I skipped to the comments. Saved 5 mins!

“either an asshole or George Will.”

Wouldn’t the EMP from a nuke fry a Kindle? I think you might want to go analog there.

And as far as I can tell it’s an electrical device which will be wiped out by the EMP, so it’s kind(l)a useless as an after-nuclear-war reader.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

Oh my God. That would be an amazing show. Just nothing but devs dropping the banhammer on cheaters. I would watch that daily.

It’s a real shame I can’t read Korean or that there isn’t voice commentary so that I cold hear his cries of absolute despair or a face-cam to watch the blood drain from his face as he turns into a walking corpse after realizing what has happened. The schadenfreude just isn’t nearly as complete without these things.

This is how Blizzard should do its bans. They should wait until the cheater is actually playing, then they should kick them off the server. Not only that, but they should go farther and design a banhammer cinematic that plays on the cheater’s screen the moment it happens.

That felt fucking great to watch, I’m not gonna lie.

Because they ran out of money to build a roof. I wish I was kidding, but I’m not.

If it is a water issue, how did the graphics on side of the platform change from blue to green as well?

I guess they win the “Greenest Olympics ever” title.

I swear if there is a room with a cake at center of the universe I’m done.

Give them a break. The Olympics are doing their best to make sure that any exposed skin found underwater stays covered in bacteria.

Good point, but your comparison was bolt to model 3. Also, it’s only cheaper assuming gas stays at $2 a gallon over the course of ownership, if we see $4/gallon again the ev quickly becomes a better finacial decision.

Full disclosure: I am a track and field coach. What I can’t be, however, is the only one who was shocked to see the 4x400m relays at No. 40 and No. 44, respectively. Even in middle school meets (where the athletes drink soda before a race and need to be reminded to not run with their phones in their pocket), a 4x400m…

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

“...because we’re all out of jaguars.”

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.