Bobby Sturgeon was on the Cubs when Chicago was the second-biggest media market...

Please, no one knows who that is. Jedd Gyorko is clearly the most famous baseball player despite playing in San Diego.

Counterpoint: the strangers you talk to are likely repulsed by the smell of your drink.

Except the intermissions are 15 minutes, not 29.

That’s the real key as far as I’m concerned. You’re getting a lot of variety in 300 games of football, and will get to watch players from all the way back to the late 90s as opposed to 2 3/4 seasons of shitty hockey or basketball with pretty much the same cast of characters throughout.

Real is the “class of football” while sitting in third place, 15 points behind this team in decline?

When it comes to sign stealing from second base, there are ways to indicate a specific pitch selection if you’ve deciphered their system that thoroughly (e.g. hold up one finger for fastball, two for curveball, etc.).

LeMahieu, the umps, and the moronic Colorado announcers are completely wrong here. There’s nothing wrong with what Baez did because his actions were done before the ball was in play.

Baez was only blocking his view while the signs were being given, and was then back in position by the time the pitches were thrown. The CF doing it would not be “a more extreme version,” it would be a completely different one because he wouldn’t be able to get back to his position.

Meanwhile, back at Liverpool: http://www.sportbible.com/football/pub-talk-firmino-sacrificed-a-crazy-amount-of-money-not-stealing-manes-goal-20171130

Good point. As far as I know, no guilty person has ever avoided conviction and imprisonment, so your logic checks out.

Lance Armstrong wants to give you all the stars.

Good thing you’re making up for it now.

This is a Cowherd-level bad take.

Forget the stats and highlight videos. This remains their best work:

Nice try comparing Sasha and Malia Obama, who were 8 and 10 when their father took office, to Donald Trump’s idiot kids, who are grown adults that crave the spotlight. An intelligent person would note that Baron has not been targeted by the “left wing media” because he’s a child, and Tiffany has been respectfully…

Chinless is the most glaring description here. Dude looks like a Matt Groening character.

Ahh, Angels in the Outfield. The movie that taught kids everywhere that cheating is ok until you get to the Championship game.

You’d imagine wrong.