You mean “say goodbye to your behymen”. It’s technical term for butthole cherry.

Understatement of the Century:

I’m happy for Will.I.Am that he has the funds and connections to indulge his hobby as a “car designer”, ‘cos he’d never make a living doing it.

The “comprehensive enhancement” to the CT6 could mean Escalafying it, since the two do look similar.

You say you get it; your post makes it obvious you don’t.

End of discussion.

i really wasnt... forgot people call em flip flops... and obviously makes me a sandal makes no sense... brain fart on my part

I don’t know if you’re serious or trolling, but I’m laughing my ass off either way. Every shop needs a private test track! Yeah! Hahahahaha

Having worked at a dealership, I hope you’re all okay with this because I guarantee any new car you’ve bought has been treated like this or worse by the lot porters.

If this guy wanted to have fun with the car this isn’t what he’d be doing. And you think a GM tech doesn’t know about the camera and valet mode? This is…

(not sorting through 116 comments to see who beat me to it)

Congratulations, Mr. SlabSheetrock, on today’s COTD! My award to you is a Volvo which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she puts down her leg and arm.

you say that but

I know right? Torch should've totally explained a flat plane crank as something it isn't, just to be original!

I fail to see how you equate an article explaining how something works with plagiarism. I promise you that SVT forum post wasn't the world's first article on how a flat-plan crank works.