I’ll be quite honest with you, sir. That all sounds horrible and I doubt very much that I look up any of that.

God, I’m literally in tears right now at the sheer brilliance and hilarity of that term. Thank you, good sir.

If you get in a front-end collision in that position, say goodbye to your butthole cherry, because you’re about to get REALLY familiar with the steering rack.

I read the headline and saw the picture and said to myself “I’d bet my genitalia that the first word in that article is ‘Remember.’” Thank you for not making me a eunuch.

It makes me wish that the 2 series had this body work, or that this car had the 2 series layout. This is a much better looking car.

“Kid’s a dumbass!”

Flip-flop. Sorry if you were being sarcastic.