Lobbyist-mercenary and aspiring Nazgul

This post’s tag line is an insult to anal fissures everywhere.

I tried to star a work email the other day. :(

Psst. Dude. Dude. Not the time.

“Stupid men can’t be blonde,” you say?

“may be” ha

As a self enlightened individual, you have to understand the irony of the male feminist showing up to tell the ladeez to keep down the snark.

No escape from ME-ME-ME-ality...

*sigh*

I’m gonna go nuclear on this one: Uniforms for all students.

I also spend a lot of time on Tumblr

Crop tops fine but some of those are just bras. You cannot just wear a bra to school. That is inappropriate for almost every occasion. School dress codes seem weird, like you can wear sweats but crop tops are unprofessional, how does that work? Like if there was a smart/casual type dress code I would get it as a…

See also: Be attractive - but effortlessly attractive. It doesn't count if you look like you're trying.

Yes! It means “Ew, gross, she can walk in them without breaking anything. Does she even care about my boner?”

it seemed that she was clean and presentable, but extremely old fashioned- honestly? i bet she was just hugely practical. i mean he calls her shoes ‘too practical.’ like is that a t h i n g

A decade. To me this is yet another anecdote that goes into the pile of “talk therapy is a scam.” My own experience provides the bulk of the pile.

HEY! DRESS LIKE A SLUT

Say it with me fellas-

The piece summarizes a decade of therapy with Greta,